At least UFOs have made driving the edge of Barrowcross more interesting. Used to be you'd turn a corner and only find a spectral Saxon or corpse cart. Now you might be bothered by spaceship from the Planet Skareg full of silver-suited wankers. – #DICallaghan talking with #DSNokes
Hookland might be the only county Nokes where the journalists ask: “Was it curses?” and: “Were there any bite marks?” at a press conference about a murder enquiry. - #DICallaghan in conversation with #DSNokes
“He wouldn’t be the first radio ham in Hookland to become convinced creatures are living in the cold static between stations.”
“The first to try and blow up a BBC transmitter though.”
“Not even the first to do that. The path between static beasts and bombs is well trod.”
- #DICallaghan & #DSNokes
Spare me from star-child occultists. Spare me from ghost-bothering pricks. Spare me from those who only use witchcraft as an excuse to see some naked flesh. It isn’t the Age of Aquarius Nokes, it’s the Age of the Pisspuffin. - #DICallaghan in conversation to #DSNokes
Ghost ponces and phantom mongers would call it ‘psychic residue’. Me Nokes, I am a practical man. I call it collywobble echoes or if I am feeling little poetic, a place remembering. – #DICallaghan in conversation with #DSNokes
#DSNokes not Noakes !
bugger!
Ghost cults, séance addicts, ectoplasm fetishists. Many of our populace are necromantic by nature. Their instinct to poke the dead ought to be illegal, but unfortunately we can't nick someone for disturbing the peace of a phantom. – #DICallaghan in conversation with #DSNokes
Alder is one of those old style writers on ghosts. All ‘phantom armies of the night’ and ‘vengeful souls armed with the gaze of doom’. He isn’t one of those modern ghost folk who thinks the land is some sort wonky C90 psychic cassette. - #DICallaghan in conversation with #DSNokes
