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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots takes a bite out of an anthropomorphic square of tofu named Monsieur Tofu who is lying on his back, wearing a monocle on his right eye, and sports a thin and curly moustache over a mouth open with disgust. Both lie on a worn, brown studio desk with parts that have become stripped from computer mouse use.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots takes a bite out of an anthropomorphic square of tofu named Monsieur Tofu who is lying on his back, wearing a monocle on his right eye, and sports a thin and curly moustache over a mouth open with disgust. Both lie on a worn, brown studio desk with parts that have become stripped from computer mouse use.

Dilophosaurus goes vegan.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Tofu #Vegan #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a rusted stake for a fence post atop a rusted sawhorse. A white, steel shed with brown vinyl edges around the door is in the background. Green weeds grow in splotches in the lower left background.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a rusted stake for a fence post atop a rusted sawhorse. A white, steel shed with brown vinyl edges around the door is in the background. Green weeds grow in splotches in the lower left background.

Dilophosaurus installed a new fence post.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Fences #Gardens #Shed #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a piano keyboard beside a little sea captain toy wearing all blue (with a blue cap) and a long white beard that I found on my very first trip to the beach as an eighteen-month old.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a piano keyboard beside a little sea captain toy wearing all blue (with a blue cap) and a long white beard that I found on my very first trip to the beach as an eighteen-month old.

Dilophosaurus exchanges stories with the old sea captain.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Seafaring #Sea #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots hangs by their tail while surrounded by bright, yellow forsythia blossoms on a hot spring day.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots hangs by their tail while surrounded by bright, yellow forsythia blossoms on a hot spring day.

Dilophosaurus hangs out with the forsythia blossoms.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Forsythia #Flowers #BloomScrolling #SpringFlowers #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands atop a grey rock with white veins through the left side of it. More rocks surround the find with brown leaf litter from last autumn. Green vines peek out of the brush in the blurred background.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands atop a grey rock with white veins through the left side of it. More rocks surround the find with brown leaf litter from last autumn. Green vines peek out of the brush in the blurred background.

Dilophosaurus finds some neat veins in this rock.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Rocks #Geology #Dinosaurs

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The silhouette of a Dilophosaurus with brown spots before the grating of an electric fan in a window on a hot afternoon. The screen can be seen on the other side of the fan blades with beige, pink, and green colours of unseen objects outside.

The silhouette of a Dilophosaurus with brown spots before the grating of an electric fan in a window on a hot afternoon. The screen can be seen on the other side of the fan blades with beige, pink, and green colours of unseen objects outside.

Dilophosaurus attempts to cool off (and not stick their tongue in the fan blades).

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Fans #Summer #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands before a giant, green praying mantis and does battle with her atop a green blanket. The mantis' raptorial forelegs are visible on the edges of the image.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands before a giant, green praying mantis and does battle with her atop a green blanket. The mantis' raptorial forelegs are visible on the edges of the image.

Dilophosaurus battles The Mantis.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus600 #PrayingMantis #Mantis #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands outside a hole in a concrete slab that goes into a dark cave of sorts. A large grey stone is behind them while other large pieces of ledge protrude from the hole. A small, round, and brown pebble sits to the left of the hole. Dead grass and dried out maple keys dot the landscape outside the cave.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands outside a hole in a concrete slab that goes into a dark cave of sorts. A large grey stone is behind them while other large pieces of ledge protrude from the hole. A small, round, and brown pebble sits to the left of the hole. Dead grass and dried out maple keys dot the landscape outside the cave.

Dilophosaurus goes spelunking.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Caves #Caving #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a long piece of stone at the end of a stonewall with a green lawn growing behind it at equal height to the rocks. Dilophosaurus casts a long shadow as mid-afternoon approaches. Light green lichen cover the stone pieces.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a long piece of stone at the end of a stonewall with a green lawn growing behind it at equal height to the rocks. Dilophosaurus casts a long shadow as mid-afternoon approaches. Light green lichen cover the stone pieces.

Dilophosaurus has a seat at their old elementary school bus stop.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Stonewall #Childhood #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in the lower left corner of a worn and weathered picket fence showing signs of damage and moss growth. The blue sky peeks between the old boards of the fence.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in the lower left corner of a worn and weathered picket fence showing signs of damage and moss growth. The blue sky peeks between the old boards of the fence.

Dilophosaurus gets cracking on painting that fence.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Fence #Garden #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a dead, brown oak leaf and admires a purple crocus from beneath amidst green grass and leftover leaves. Dilophosaurus is largely blurred keeping the attention on the last crocus left in the garden.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a dead, brown oak leaf and admires a purple crocus from beneath amidst green grass and leftover leaves. Dilophosaurus is largely blurred keeping the attention on the last crocus left in the garden.

Dilophosaurus enjoys the last crocus in the garden.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Crocus #SpringFlowers #Flowers #Gardens #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands atop a budding rhododendron plant with brownish-green leaves. The buds have the faintest hints of pink this early in the season.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands atop a budding rhododendron plant with brownish-green leaves. The buds have the faintest hints of pink this early in the season.

Dilophosaurus explores the rhododendrons atop the fallout shelter.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Rhododendrons #Garden #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a brown tabletop with a brown sort of domed helmet in their hands as they await the coming nuclear holocaust. Thanks Mr. President.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a brown tabletop with a brown sort of domed helmet in their hands as they await the coming nuclear holocaust. Thanks Mr. President.

Dilophosaurus digs out their air raid helmet.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Iran #WW3 #NuclearWar #Apocalypse #Ragnarok #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands atop a group of purple flowers and glistens in the afternoon sunlight. Behind them is a grey stone structure covered in green moss. Stray, brown maple and oak leaves leftover from the autumn are beneath the purple flowers.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands atop a group of purple flowers and glistens in the afternoon sunlight. Behind them is a grey stone structure covered in green moss. Stray, brown maple and oak leaves leftover from the autumn are beneath the purple flowers.

Dilophosaurus enjoys some spring frolicking.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #SpringFlowers #Gardens #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a plastic bag with two large lumps of dough that are bulging the bag outwards ahead of baking raisin rolls. A blue seal is on the topmost part of the clear bag. The white oven is in the background with two black burners visible, a silver kettle atop the smaller, rear burner. A blue faux granite counter top is slightly visible beneath the swollen bag.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a plastic bag with two large lumps of dough that are bulging the bag outwards ahead of baking raisin rolls. A blue seal is on the topmost part of the clear bag. The white oven is in the background with two black burners visible, a silver kettle atop the smaller, rear burner. A blue faux granite counter top is slightly visible beneath the swollen bag.

Dilophosaurus wasn't expecting this much dough for Easter rolls.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Rolls #Baking #Easter #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in the front passenger window of a pickup truck and is reflected in the glass a tiny bit. The rearview mirror is visible with the blue truck reflected in it. A white pickup is also seen parked behind it. Two blue and purple shoes are slightly visible beneath the mirror as somebody walks by.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in the front passenger window of a pickup truck and is reflected in the glass a tiny bit. The rearview mirror is visible with the blue truck reflected in it. A white pickup is also seen parked behind it. Two blue and purple shoes are slightly visible beneath the mirror as somebody walks by.

Dilophosaurus is on the road again.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #RoadieLife #Tour #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a flower pot filled with black dirt and stem debris, with some acorn shells leftover from last autumn scattered about. The white/grey edge of the pot is visible in the far background. Little white specks of fertilizer dot the soil.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a flower pot filled with black dirt and stem debris, with some acorn shells leftover from last autumn scattered about. The white/grey edge of the pot is visible in the far background. Little white specks of fertilizer dot the soil.

Dilophosaurus watches dirt dry.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Gardens #Spring #SpringShowers #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands within a dark green sponge atop a white and violet marble sink with black fixtures in the background.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands within a dark green sponge atop a white and violet marble sink with black fixtures in the background.

Dilophosaurus is excited for new sponge day.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Sponge #Bath #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a room with an empty table beneath a hanging green lamp ahead of a doorway illuminated in blue and with a swordfish mounted on the wood panelled walls. A napkin holder is on the otherwise empty table. Five bottles of liquor are on a shelf on the left side of the wall.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a room with an empty table beneath a hanging green lamp ahead of a doorway illuminated in blue and with a swordfish mounted on the wood panelled walls. A napkin holder is on the otherwise empty table. Five bottles of liquor are on a shelf on the left side of the wall.

Dilophosaurus becomes a made-dinosaur.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #AprilFools #Goodfellas #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands beside a jar of green and yellow sliced dill pickles. A tiny bit of the green label is visible on the far right side of the jar. Both are atop a blue, faux granite countertop.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands beside a jar of green and yellow sliced dill pickles. A tiny bit of the green label is visible on the far right side of the jar. Both are atop a blue, faux granite countertop.

Dilophosaurus meets another sort of Dill.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Pickles #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stares into a large white patch of dormant crab grass that is infesting their lawn. Dead leaves are on the edge of the patch in the upper right corner. The late afternoon sun creates a dramatic light over the scene.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stares into a large white patch of dormant crab grass that is infesting their lawn. Dead leaves are on the edge of the patch in the upper right corner. The late afternoon sun creates a dramatic light over the scene.

Dilophosaurus needs to get ahead of this crab grass.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #CrabGrass #Grass #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a field of white stones with a brown oak leaf in the lower right from the previous autumn.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a field of white stones with a brown oak leaf in the lower right from the previous autumn.

Dilophosaurus isn't sure that this is what they meant by "rocky road" as a treat.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Stones #Garden #StoneGarden #IceCream #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a green puff while a blue and white stuffed shark holds his mouth over Dilophosaurus' entire head.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a green puff while a blue and white stuffed shark holds his mouth over Dilophosaurus' entire head.

Dilophosaurus meets the new neighbour.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Sharks #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands before an unstained, light brown board on a deck that appears to have a sad face created by two screws for eyes and a fallen stem that looks like a happy, smiling face.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands before an unstained, light brown board on a deck that appears to have a sad face created by two screws for eyes and a fallen stem that looks like a happy, smiling face.

Dilophosaurus succeeds in bringing happiness.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Board #ThingsThatLookLikePeople #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands before an unstained, light brown board on a deck that appears to have a sad face created by two screws for eyes and a fallen stem that looks like a sad, frowning face.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands before an unstained, light brown board on a deck that appears to have a sad face created by two screws for eyes and a fallen stem that looks like a sad, frowning face.

Dilophosaurus cheers up a sad board.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Board #ThingsThatLookLikePeople #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on the edge of a wooden flower box and casts a shadow across the same edge. The box is filled with dirt and a dead hibiscus stalk from last summer. A stonewall is blurred in the distant background.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on the edge of a wooden flower box and casts a shadow across the same edge. The box is filled with dirt and a dead hibiscus stalk from last summer. A stonewall is blurred in the distant background.

Dilophosaurus tends to the flower boxes.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Gardens #Flowers #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands over tiny flower sprouts coming through the wet, dark earth under a bright, late afternoon sun. Dark wood chips and mud surround them all.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands over tiny flower sprouts coming through the wet, dark earth under a bright, late afternoon sun. Dark wood chips and mud surround them all.

Dilophosaurus tends to the sprouts.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Garden #Spring #SpringFlowers #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a brown windowsill under a warm light and holds a stray screw with white paint marking the edges that fell out of a banister. The window's screen is partially visible in the upper right.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands on a brown windowsill under a warm light and holds a stray screw with white paint marking the edges that fell out of a banister. The window's screen is partially visible in the upper right.

Dilophosaurus has a screw loose.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Screws #Tools #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots is upside and tangled in the black, rubbery wires of a cooking whisk atop a white oven. A black spoon holder sits in the background, blurred.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots is upside and tangled in the black, rubbery wires of a cooking whisk atop a white oven. A black spoon holder sits in the background, blurred.

Dilophosaurus gets whisked away.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Whisk #Cooking #Dinosaurs

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A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a maze of brown rose thorns and stems in early spring and ponders how they are going to escape. A worn, wooden lattice is behind them. Yes, I've done similar before but I just really like those bramble levels.

A green Dilophosaurus with brown spots stands in a maze of brown rose thorns and stems in early spring and ponders how they are going to escape. A worn, wooden lattice is behind them. Yes, I've done similar before but I just really like those bramble levels.

Dilophosaurus could use a Buddy Barrel.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Thorns #Stickerbush #DonkeyKongCountry2 #DKC2 #Dinosaurs

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