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I finally know why they call it growing up...
I groan every time I get up!!!!
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How do pigs keep their feet clean?
With ham-sanitizer!!
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What do you get if you cross a cow and a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer!
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What is a bunny's favorite candy?
Lolli-Hops!
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Who is a dogs favorite super hero?
Labra-Thor!
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Where do lizards go when thier tail falls off?
The retail store!
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Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable!
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What is a mountain goat called?
A hillbilly!
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Did you hear about the psychic shark?
It can sea into the future!
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What kind of car does a dog drive?
A fur-rari!
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What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
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What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy Long Legs!
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What is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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..a sign to take a break from the screen
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What is a leprechaun's favorite time of day?
Golden Hour!
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Why do novice pirates make terrible singer?
They can't hit the high seas!
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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slow poke!
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Where did the sheep end up after robbing the Farmer?
Behind baaas!
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Do you know what they call turtles that only stay awake at night?
Noc-turtles!
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Did you hear about the Farmer that left the sheep out in the blizzard?
He had to take them to the icy ewe ward!
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What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling downhill?
A lambslide!
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What do you call a mouse that swears?
A cursor.
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Did you hear about the killer whale that learned to play the flute?
He wanted to be in the orca-stra!
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What did the skillet eat on it's birthday?
Pan-cakes!
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How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock!
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Which vegetable is the best at karate?
Broc-Lee!
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What happened when the two slices of bread went on a date?
It was loaf at first site!
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What do sharks take to stay healthy?
Vitamin sea!
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What did the devil get arrested for?
Possession!
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How did the elves get Bilbo Baggins elected for president?
By using propa-Gandalf!
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