D-20!!!!!!!!!! - Jhooooooooooooope
What starts with a P and ends with an S?
Hint: men have it and women want it
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AnS: Pockets.
#DailyJokeforJin
#DailyJokeforJin
I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day...
It's a vicious cycle.
D-98 until hobi comes back
#DailyJokeForJin
What did the squirrel say when it lost its food?
Aw, nuts.
(In honour of our Hobi countdown... D-99)
We had a daily joke countdown for Jin earlier
It ended when he was out, and some of us were talking of how fun daily jokes were, might bring it back, etc...
U can find it here: #DailyJokeforJin
#DailyJokeforJin
Monday motivation:
I have finally figured out how to successfully clone a human…
Needless to say, I am beside myself
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
What is BTS' favourite cocktail??
Jin & Tonic.
#JIndependenceDay (KST)
Cheers to our Seokjinnie... 🍹🎉
For one last time:
#DailyJokeforJin
(By the master of dad jokes himself via vlive)
What color are the hamburgers?
Burgundy
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
Why did the Army veteran become a dentist?
He had experience as a drill sergeant.
D-🐹
(And thank goodness he’s already got the perfect job.)
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
What music should you listen to whilst fishing on Sunday? Something catchy.
D-🐹🐹(KST)
#DailyJokeforJin (last Saturday without Jin):
Is it OK to hate certain races?
Try as I might I just can't get myself to like the 200 meter dash.
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
D-🐹🐹🐹 (KST)
#DailyJokeforJin (Last Friday without Jin)
I received a flier on anger management the other day
I lost it
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person?
Hug it and never let it go.
D-🐹🐹🐹🐹(KST)
#DailyJokeforJin (Last Thursday without Jin)
What do you call investing your partners paycheck into a crypto currency they don't like?
Passive aggressive income
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
D-🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 (KST)
#DailyJokeforJin (Only 6 more to go):
When inmates fall in love.....
Do they finish each others sentences?
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
Why is the number six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
D-🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 (KST)
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any…
D-
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(KST)
#DailyJokeforJin (8 Days to Go):
Yesterday I donated my phone, wallet and watch to a poor guy...
You can't imagine the happiness that I felt as I saw him putting the gun back in his pocket.
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours.
The same as one Monday on Earth.
D-
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#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
What is a vampire’s least favorite day?
Sunday.
D-
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We're down to single digits... #JIndependenceDay 💜
#DailyJokeforJin (9 Days to Go):
You can lose weight by putting sliced bread on your head.
It's a loaf-hat-diet
#DailyJokeForJin (10 Days to Go):
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
Because a toothbrush works better
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.
D-
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(KST)
#DailyJokeForJin and @pieceofpeace.bsky.social
What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like?
Net fish and chill.
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(KST)
#DailyJokeforJin (12 Days to Go):
I phoned husband earlier and asked if he wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home, but he just grunted at me.
I think he still regrets letting me name the twins.
