#DearRandomCoWorker: Why do you insist on huffing and puffing all loud when I get on my one personal call of the week? Just why?
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Seriously thinking about resurrecting my #DearRandomCoWorker series, but the way my job is set up...🙄🙄🙄
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#DearRandomCoWorker: I'll see your condescension & raise you my superior condescension skills w/a dash of sarcasm.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: If it isn't dead, on fire or in danger of losing a limb, then there is no emergency.
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#DearRandomCoworker: Last time I checked, my momma didn't name me 911 or 411. So try again.
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Don't you just hate it when #DearRandomCoWorker bombards you with questions as soon as you get to work? Can I at least breathe first?
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#DearRandomCoWorker: I like dramas that are televised between the hours of 9 and 11 p.m. Clearly yours doesn't qualify.#byefelicia
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#DearRandomCoWorker: One has to present himself as being serious to be taken seriously. See the correlation there? Oh, I thought not.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Still shocked that I can talk football w/the guys? Pick your mouth up off the floor. We’re about to head into Week 9.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: It's one thing to be loud and another thing to be wrong. But to be loud and wrong? At the same time? Priceless.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Did you really just ask me to attend a meeting about a meeting about a meeting? Let me process that.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: What in the world are you eating? Penicillin-flavored popcorn? It smells Gawd-awful.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Thanks for offering to show me how to use a whiteboard, but I think I got the hang of it.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: I'm hungry. I can't hear you.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Hangry people hurt people.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Don't try to out-snark the Snarkmaster. I will win every time.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: I am not a superhero, nor am I a magician. Don't look for me to make miracles & magic happen.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Don't you see me having a conversation w/my computer screen? I'll get w/you when I'm done here. Sheesh.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Whoever told you that being left-handed is a problem lied to you.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: You are not slick, and I was not born yesterday, so let's start over. K?
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#DearRandomCoWorker: When the headphones are a-rockin', don't come a-talkin'.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Verily, verily I say unto thee, everything isn't for everybody. [drops mic]
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#DearRandomCoWorker: What in the ham sammich is "foodback"? Did you mean "feedback", or are you hangry?
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#DearRandomCoWorker: The longer you stay in the weeds w/details, the more likely you will be to come out w/a rash. #justsayin
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#DearRandomCoWorker: When the headphones are a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: It's EARTH Day. Say it with me: EARTH. I don't know a blessed thing about EARF Day. #wheretheydothatat?
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Unless you want me to eat your question, don't ask me anything while I'm trying to have lunch at my desk.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: What in the name of Cap'n Crunch are you trying to do????????
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#DearRandomCoWorker: I need you to decide if you're going to slurp your drink or sing loudly off-key. You cannot do both.
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#DearRandomCoWorker: Spreadsheets don't fill themselves out.
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