The Penny Is Dead and Lincoln Is Pissed The U.S. has killed the penny and buried it behind a CVS. Toddler snack-swallowers and Werther’s hoarders hardest hit. Read Walter’s full coin-based meltdown here.

The U.S. has officially killed the penny.
Couch cushions devastated. Coin jars emotionally unavailable.
Big Nickel suspected. Lincoln furious.
RIP, copper disc of disappointment:
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