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Arms were always hurting after renting what movie ??? 🤔
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Think today I'll smoke some Black Rintz and watch Debbie Does Dallas.
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Anyway, they all fuck their bosses, basically, and it turns out most didn’t really need to, because Debbie’s boss is so hot for her he’ll pay for EVERYBODY to go to Dallas is Debbie bangs him.
So… it all came out okay in the end!
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Turns out, if your boss catches you banging your boyfriend at work, the boss has to give you a spanking.
Hope this doesn’t escalate!
Oh.
Yeah, okay, it somehow did.
😮
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Is it just me, or does this guy look like a young Al Yanchovich gene-spliced with a young Ron Jeremy?
🤔
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If a post coital scene wraps up with a dude saying “OMG I think I hear me wife coming!”
I feel entitled to hear someone else say the obligatory “let’s hope she didn’t hear YOU coming! Tee hee!”
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The person doing the score—who is NO John Williams—keeps making the music… ominous.
Not a great fit for the scene.
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One of the weirder things about old porn is that they didn’t have all the choreography yet, and they often accidentally do things that look like it gives the women pleasure.
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“MMmm!
Feels so good!
You’re driving me crazy!
Mmmm!
Oh yeah!
Oh God!”
I feel like they just don’t write dialogue like this for male porn actors anymore.
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Wait, but is it $10 each, or for both girls?
They need to negotiate these verbal contracts more clearly.
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They ended that threeway scene more abruptly than a Monty Python skit.
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Yeah, it was 1978 so she basically had to take his name, but I really feel like Mrs Hardwick should have been “Ms. Hotwax,” for symmetry.
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Please do NOT just put that candle back in the sale bin!
😮
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Not to poke holes in a sieve, but it seems weird that these good girl high school cheerleaders’ concern would be that they’d be asked to go further with male clients than with their boyfriends, and not “wait… is this cheating…?”
🤔
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I’m starting to get the creeping suspicion that Debbie will never actually get to Dallas.
But don’t spoil the ending for me!
I’m riveted.
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So Debbie found a loophole!
Apparently you can make money letting horny old dudes lick your tits!
The other girls are astonished and intrigued!
“And we don’t have to do anything we don’t do with our boyfriends!”
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“Oh, Mr Greenfeld! No!
You know we’re all good girls!!”
(Moments later)
“TEN dollars…? 😃”
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"Let me help you down off that ladder, by the boobs..."
(Proceeds to help her boob breastily down the ladder)
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Now we're back to the plot!
The girls are going about their perfectly normal jobs, and I'm fully confident they'll raise the money they need WITHOUT any more hanky-panky!
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Okay... THAT ended up being incredibly sloppy!
I'd hate to see her eat an ice cream cone or a hot dog.
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And I know we've all thought it, but I'm just going to say it for the group:
ALL 1970s porn would have been better if John Williams had done the score.
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A lot of 1970s movies didn't know what to do with film. They were like, "LOOK! It's a dude walking down a hallway, but a motion picture! And a TALKIE!!! Be Awed!!!"
Or "People driving a car, BUT ON FILM!!! Let's watch this for 10 minutes!"
Anyway, 1970s porn sex is pretty boring.
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I mean, the film is pretty grainy, and I've been drinking, but it LOOKS like one of the high school cheerleaders has a c-section scar...?
😟
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