From Sky Patrol to Border Control: Air Marshals’ New Flight Plan #Satire #AirMarshals #DeportationDuty #UnfriendlySkies #BreakingNews By: TheJestPress.com **Air Marshals Shift to Deportation Duty, Now Offering Complimentary Bumpy Rides** In what’s being hailed as the “most creative airline seating arrangement since the middle seat,” the Department of Homeland Security announced yesterday that U.S. Air Marshals will now divide their time between thwarting terrorist plots and giving frequent flyer miles to unsuspecting deportees.

From Sky Patrol to Border Control: Air Marshals’ New Flight Plan

#Satire #AirMarshals #DeportationDuty #UnfriendlySkies #BreakingNews By: TheJestPress.com **Air Marshals Shift to Deportation Duty, Now Offering Complimentary Bumpy Rides** In what’s being hailed as the “most creative airline seating…