North Korean Kids Discover New Swimming Pools Courtesy of Gold Mining Boom
#GoldRushGoneWrong #DictatorDiving #PoolPartyPyongyang #KimJongUnSplashZone #NorthKoreaNews By: TheJestPress.com **North Korean Children Celebrate Summer by Swimming in “World-Class” Puddles Left by Gold Miners** PYONGYANG—In Kim Jong Un’s ever-expanding list of Olympic events North Koreans didn’t ask for, children across the country have kicked off the season with “Extreme Survival Swimming”—in the gold mine pits flooding countryside neighborhoods. State media announced on Wednesday that “thanks to the Dear Leader’s vision,” local children have received access to sparkling new “recreational aquatic facilities.” Independent sources confirm these “facilities” are, in fact, massive water-filled craters left behind by state-run gold mining operations, which coincidentally double as community pools and traps for wildlife, townspeople, and, now, an entire third-grade class.
