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A weird-looking man crawled out through the dimensional portal. He was short and wore a purple jumpsuit.

"Excuse me," he said. "What's today's date?"

"Who are you? Where did you come from?" I asked, bewildered.

"Glad to know that you heard me!" he replied. "I come from... let's just say it's a different place and time".

"What? You're a time traveler? Wait... Are you promoting some new sci-fi movie?"

"A new mo... no, where and when I come from, promoting movies is banned. It could create all sorts of issues of anticipation, trust, unwanted exposition, etc. So it was banned. Although there are special rooms where people who are into that gather to revel in their vices".

"Are you really a space-time traveler?" I asked again. "So, we do it in the future? We invent time travel?"

"Uuuh, something like it, yes. It took some cajoling of physics, both in the quantum and thermodynamic fields, though. Have you heard about the Stefan-Boltzmann constant?", asked the man.

"Ah, you mean that test to place you with the right team in your corporate job? Yeah they did me once. I'm a ENFJ. Or maybe a ROFL. Although it could have been a MILF, I'm not so sure now, it was long ago".

"Oh, you mean the Myers-Briggs type indicator. Actually those gals are from my era too. Jokesters, they are. They bet a bunch of us that they could convince the people from here to follow any kind of pseudoscientific crap. They did it for the... how do you say it?... for the LOLS". The guy was standing now, and took a moment to pull his onesie out from his rear, where it had uncomfortably lodged. Time travel is not for the faint of heart. "So, today's date?"

I told him. "Ah," he said. "There is still time then. I need to make sure you all don't elect the orange menace".

"When you say orange, do you mean the guy in the White House?" I asked.

"Wait, what? HE is the president? Isn't this the year 2024?" I said no and that he was indeed, more or less, a president.

"No! That wasn't meant to happen!"

A weird-looking man crawled out through the dimensional portal. He was short and wore a purple jumpsuit. "Excuse me," he said. "What's today's date?" "Who are you? Where did you come from?" I asked, bewildered. "Glad to know that you heard me!" he replied. "I come from... let's just say it's a different place and time". "What? You're a time traveler? Wait... Are you promoting some new sci-fi movie?" "A new mo... no, where and when I come from, promoting movies is banned. It could create all sorts of issues of anticipation, trust, unwanted exposition, etc. So it was banned. Although there are special rooms where people who are into that gather to revel in their vices". "Are you really a space-time traveler?" I asked again. "So, we do it in the future? We invent time travel?" "Uuuh, something like it, yes. It took some cajoling of physics, both in the quantum and thermodynamic fields, though. Have you heard about the Stefan-Boltzmann constant?", asked the man. "Ah, you mean that test to place you with the right team in your corporate job? Yeah they did me once. I'm a ENFJ. Or maybe a ROFL. Although it could have been a MILF, I'm not so sure now, it was long ago". "Oh, you mean the Myers-Briggs type indicator. Actually those gals are from my era too. Jokesters, they are. They bet a bunch of us that they could convince the people from here to follow any kind of pseudoscientific crap. They did it for the... how do you say it?... for the LOLS". The guy was standing now, and took a moment to pull his onesie out from his rear, where it had uncomfortably lodged. Time travel is not for the faint of heart. "So, today's date?" I told him. "Ah," he said. "There is still time then. I need to make sure you all don't elect the orange menace". "When you say orange, do you mean the guy in the White House?" I asked. "Wait, what? HE is the president? Isn't this the year 2024?" I said no and that he was indeed, more or less, a president. "No! That wasn't meant to happen!"

A dimensional portal has opened in a quiet area of Millennium Park in Chicago. The full story in ALT.

#DimensionalPortal #SpaceTimeFabric #Chicago #photography #MillenniumPark #ChicagoNocturnal #story

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#dimensionalportal #magic #magicportal #mlp #portal
#vector #schooldaze #dimensionaltravel #mlpfim
#mylittleponyfriendshipismagic #neighsay
#vectormylittlepony #mlpseason8 #chancellorneighsay

Magic Portal

A portal created by Chancellor Neighsay.

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4th Dimensional portal stuck onto a 2d surface
That’s you that is

#4thDimension #DimensionalPortal #2dSurface #Stuck #Interdimensional #ParallelWorlds #MindBlown #Inception #Illusion #Perception #AlternateRealities #SpaceTime #Multidimensional #IntersectingDimensions #RealityCheck

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#doorsday #dimensionalportal #surreal #digitalphotography #photomanipulation #photocollage #multipleexposure #sciencefiction #nogenerativeai

Visit the Vista (dimensional doorway)

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The moon near the center very small and bright glowing like a diamond in the night sky which is also flecked with a few stars. Light spreads out in concentric circles atop bare trees in St. John's neighborhood of Portland Oregon.

The moon near the center very small and bright glowing like a diamond in the night sky which is also flecked with a few stars. Light spreads out in concentric circles atop bare trees in St. John's neighborhood of Portland Oregon.

Can #doorsday include a #dimensionalportal in the #nightsky? #likeadiamondinthesky #digitalphotography #stjohns #portland #portal #moonandstars #nogenerativeai

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Ancient Aliens: Did They Nuke Earth? (Aztec Blood Rituals, Evil Gods & Dark Forces) What if the "Gods" we learned about in history class weren’t mythical heroes, but extraterrestrial villains with a dark agenda? Buckle up, because today we are diving headfirst into the rabbit hole. In this episode, we break down and react to the mind-bending History Channel documentary, "Dark Forces of the Ancient World | Ancient Aliens." We’re moving past the friendly E.T. narrative and asking the terrifying question: Are some places on Earth cursed by ancient advanced technology? Join us as we explore the most radioactive and mysterious sites on the planet to see if the Ancient Astronaut Theory holds water—or if it’s just pure sci-fi. In this episode, we discuss: - ☢️ The Ancient Nuke Theory: Did a nuclear war happen 4,000 years ago? We look at the highly radioactive ruins of Mohenjo-daro and the eerie descriptions of "guided missiles" in the Mahabharata. - 👹 Gods or Manipulators? From the blood-soaked altars of Aztec Human Sacrifice to the divine interference in the Trojan War, we debate if humanity was just a pawn in a galactic chess game. - 🌲 The Mystery of Aokigahara: Why is Japan’s infamous Suicide Forest a magnet for tragedy? We analyze the theory that magnetic anomalies here are actually dimensional portals or a "Heaven’s Gate" used by otherworldly entities. - 👽 Good vs. Evil: Are aliens benevolent watchers, or are they the "demons" of religious texts? Whether you are a skeptic, a believer, or just love a good conspiracy theory, this episode challenges everything you thought you knew about human history. We analyze the evidence, roast the ridiculousness, and get deep into the spooky side of the unknown. Hit play to find out if we are actually alone... or if we're just being watched. 👇 Support the Chaos: Did we miss a cursed location? Do you think the Mahabharata describes a nuke? Smash that Subscribe/Follow button and leave us a 5-star review! Share this episode with that one friend who wears a tinfoil hat—they need to hear this.

📣 New Podcast! "Ancient Aliens: Did They Nuke Earth? (Aztec Blood Rituals, Evil Gods & Dark Forces)" on @Spreaker #alientheory #ancientaliens #ancienthistory #ancienttechnology #aokigahara #conspiracytheory #darkforces #dimensionalportal #extraterrestrials #highstrangeness #historychannel #ufo

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Nexus Terminal
Des voyageurs en combinaison futuriste traversent une gare interdimensionnelle, où des portails lumineux aux reflets orangés s’ouvrent sur d’autres mondes.
Futuristic travelers walk through an interdimensional station, where glowing orange portals open into other worlds.

Nexus Terminal Des voyageurs en combinaison futuriste traversent une gare interdimensionnelle, où des portails lumineux aux reflets orangés s’ouvrent sur d’autres mondes. Futuristic travelers walk through an interdimensional station, where glowing orange portals open into other worlds.

Terminal Nexus
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