How the Grinch Stole Christmas #HolidayPlay #Dinokid

#Dinokid totally riveted to the TV now #starwarstrailer

Last couple days of summer with #dinokid and #dodgergirl

Found out that #dinokid needs an "animal puppet" by Friday morning. This is going to be hilarious. #NotCraftsy

Taking #dinokid to an early birthday party. Invite says that one parent must stay. Hoping hard for mimosas.

Took #dinokid to a children's museum this AM. Got the shakes restraining myself when I heard a mom telling her kid that 0.01 = one-tenth.

#dinokid was just approached by a medieval cosplay kid (speaking in dialect). He is a bit alarmed.

#dinokid grinding cacao beans into chocolate at the Cheese and Chocolate Festival @NHMU

Taking #dinokid to Brazilian barbecue for the first time tonight #meatcoma

Seriously, #dinokid (7 yo) ate 3-4x more food than I did at dinner tonight

OK, I'm white/gold and @ProfBootyPhD is blue/black. #dinokid, oddly, says blue/gold. WTH?

Suppressing #tigermom instincts as I work with #dinokid on his lines for his school play. Shocking discovery: @ProfBootyPhD is a #stagedad.

Video intro gave #dinokid chills (again) #STANvsUTAH

So #dinokid may have some talent at Skeeball. Now I need it to become a scholarship sport.

So #dinokid is kind of obsessed with Star Wars (this was written in December but came home from school today)

Taking #dinokid to see the UCLA-Utah basketball game! #GoUtes

Holiday party for work tonight, and #dinokid picked up Battleship in the white elephant. #winning

Walking back to my car after dropping #dinokid off at school = real-life Frogger
🐸 🚗 🚙

At @NHMU for Sleepover at the Museum with #dinokid

Impressive: #dinokid has already learned that when he's mad at me, one way to be hurtful is to yell "Go BYU."

Reading Lego Return of the Jedi with #dinokid. I think this Ewok has a bright future on Good Morning Endor.

Huh. First time this has happened: parent of new friend of #dinokid assumed we were divorced since I kept my last name. #HereWeGo

[raises eyebrows at teacher who gave us 2 nights to put together scrapbook pages for #dinokid]
#productivityfail

Birthday party for friends of #dinokid: great company + taco truck = WIN.

Home with #dinokid. Finally showed him the original Star Wars movie (episode IV). #sohappy #milestones

Wow. Just had to explain "hanging up" to #dinokid, who has really only been exposed to cell phones.

So, yeah, this is happening this weekend. #dinokid #schoolpet

Oh good lord, just realized that #dinokid had Dayton in the #Elite8

Just realized that #dinokid picked Mercer over Duke.