Cambodia’s Dawn Surprise Party Turns Up Heat on Thai Border Village
#BorderBlunder #MajorOops #DiplomacyDoneWrong #FireDrill #BadNeighbors By: TheJestPress.com In an early-morning attempt at neighborly diplomacy, Cambodia accidentally mistook goodwill for gunpowder, opening fire at dawn on a quiet Thai border village. According to officials, the pre-breakfast barrage resulted in several homes catching fire—though no reports of scorched toast were confirmed at press time. The Cambodian Ministry of Whoops & Oopsies released a statement, apologizing “for any minor inconvenience, property damage, or existential crises caused by this morning’s friendly artillery exchange.” When pressed, an anonymous Cambodian official explained, “We just wanted to say hello from across the border.
