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Reform: May contain nuts.

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Thatchers Cider - no, not her

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Bang & Olufsen, that's the noise it makes when you turn it on. (Non returnable)

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May cause vomiting.

M@MS

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Kellogg's, it's healthier to eat the box.

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Evian, we don't make water we make plastic but at least the water is recyclable.

FedEx: When it absolutely, positively, has to be left in the neighbor's yard.

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ChapStick: None of our available flavors are flavored.
They're only scented and taste like candles.

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Gillette. Your old razors are sent back to us and we just wash and rebag them.

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Filofax. Not a pastry and not to be sent through a fax machine.

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Red Bull. (Do not show bulls red)

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Ninja, you can't see our dark products in the dark and they will kill you.

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Parker pens, always write, never wrong.

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Russell Brand: Next time anyone's using this brand is in prison

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Cisco: Whichever one you pick, your insides are going to be dyed that color as you hurl them for the next couple days

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Johnson & Johnson: We don't really have two Johnsons.

If we did, we'd have to hold them like this:

Barn owl with a Starbucks Frappuccino on a decorative stump with fake pink blossoms.

*We use the poorest quality coffee beans, then cover it up with so much sugar, flavorings, and milk, that our beverages qualify more as caffeinated diabeetus in a cup.*

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