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Black text on a light grey background with swirly black borders. The text is a quote from Feet Of Clay and reads: "Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything. It does not need doors and windows -- sometimes it does not need people. It can exist free and wild, running from ear to ear without ever touching lips."

Black text on a light grey background with swirly black borders. The text is a quote from Feet Of Clay and reads: "Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything. It does not need doors and windows -- sometimes it does not need people. It can exist free and wild, running from ear to ear without ever touching lips."

Today's quote of the day is from Terry's nineteenth Discworld novel, Feet of Clay! What is your favourite quote or moment from the book?

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A quote from Maskerade by Terry Pratchett, in black text on a pale grey background.

The text reads: "Well, basically there are two sorts of opera,” said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. “There's your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like ‘Oh oh oh, I am dyin', oh I am dyin', oh oh oh, that's what I'm doin’’, and there's your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes ‘Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!’, although sometimes they drink champagne instead. That's basically all of opera, reely."

A quote from Maskerade by Terry Pratchett, in black text on a pale grey background. The text reads: "Well, basically there are two sorts of opera,” said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. “There's your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like ‘Oh oh oh, I am dyin', oh I am dyin', oh oh oh, that's what I'm doin’’, and there's your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes ‘Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!’, although sometimes they drink champagne instead. That's basically all of opera, reely."

Six months to go until the curtain rises on the start of #DiscworldConvention! Is Nanny Ogg right about the types of opera? Which opera is your favourite?

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldQuotes #Maskerade #TerryPratchett

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"There were people who'd steal money from people. Fair enough. That was just theft. But there were people who, with one easy word, would steal the humanity from people. That was something else."
--Men at Arms
Terry Pratchett
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“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.” - Terry Pratchett #DiscworldQuotes

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"I don't scare easily but you'd be amazed by how angry I can become!" - Susan Stolait - Terry Pratchett's Hogfather.

#Terrypratchett #Discworld #Terrypratchettfans #fantasy #bookquotes #discworldquotes #author #fantasyauthor #discworldfans #Terrypratchettbooks

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Inside the square is red text that reads “Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.”.
Below the quote is black text that reads "Going Postal, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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What was Moist doing when he was thinking this?

“Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.”

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldQuotes
#GoingPostal #TerryPratchett

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Inside the square is red text that reads "...you know what? Books live.  The pages remember!".
Below the quote is black text that reads "I Shall Wear Midnight, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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Who was Tiffany talking to when she said this?
"...you know what? Books live. The pages remember!"

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldQuotes
#IShallWearMidnight #TerryPratchett

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Inside the square is red text that reads "Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw".
Below the quote is black text that reads "Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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What is your favourite cat anecdote? Share a picture of your cat/s in the comments.
"Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw."

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldQuotes
#MenAtArms #TerryPratchett

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Inside the square is red text that reads "We always ken where we are!  It’s just sometimes mebbe we aren’t sure where everything else is, but it’s no’ our fault if everything else gets lost! The Nac Mac Feegle are never lost!".
Below the quote is black text that reads "Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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Feegles are very good at finding their way into places where others would prefer they weren't.

How about you? What's the most unusual place you've found yourself - intentionally or otherwise!

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#WeeFreeMen #Feegles #NacMacFeegle #TerryPratchett

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Inside the square is red text that reads "Carrot was much better at this sort of thing.  He knew the laws of Ankh-Morpork by heart.  He was the only person who did.".
Below the quote is black text that reads "Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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Who was thinking this & what was happening at the time?
Bonus: What’s your favourite Carrot quote?

"Carrot was much better at this sort of thing. He knew the laws of Ankh-Morpork by heart. He was the only person who did."

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldQuotes
#MenAtArms #TerryPratchett

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Inside the square is red text that reads "Is there any me at all? Or do my thoughts just dream of me?".
Below the quote is black text that reads "The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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Who, or what, helped Tiffany when she was facing off against the Queen and thinking this?
"Is there any me at all? Or do my thoughts just dream of me?"

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldQuotes
#WeeFreeMen #TerryPratchett

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Inside the square is red text that reads "That's the trouble with a brain - it thinks more than you sometimes want it to".
Below the quote is black text that reads "The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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Who is Tiffany concerned about when she thinks this?
Bonus: Which of her sisters has she just thought about too?

"That's the trouble with a brain: it thinks more than you sometimes want it to."

#Discworld #DiscworldConvention #DiscworldQuotes
#WeeFreeMen #Feegles #TerryPratchett

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"The dragon hiccuped again, and looked puzzled.  Then it exploded."
Below the quote is black text that reads "Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett".
Underneath the frame is text that reads:
dwcon.org
International Discworld Convention
@dwcon
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Remember, remember, the 5th of November, dragons, treason, and plot.
Edward d'Eath originated the plot to discredit Vetinari’s government in Men At Arms but who murders him & continues the plan himself?

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#MenAtArms #TerryPratchett

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