Ok, so pretty sure the griffons are now healing the goblins back up so they can keep damaging them.

Who knew they were griffon CLERICS.

#dndsuperbowl

Seriously, are the Eagles the PCs in this encounter?

And is the difficulty set on story mode?

#DnDsuperbowl

Finally, it’s the bard’s turn.

Hang on, he’s WAY higher level than everyone else in this combat, isn’t he?

Especially the goblins.

#Kendrick

#dndsuperbowl

Who would have thought a whole team of griffons would MASSACRE a team of goblins?

Who could’ve seen this coming?

#FlyYouFools

#dndsuperbowl

The shirt with a sad looking player peering down at a green d20 that says “2”. Caption on the shirt says I could be cool but the dice won’t let me”

So you know how you have those games where your stats are great, but you just can’t roll above a four?

That’s Super Bowl LIX for Patrick Mahomes.

#dndsuperbowl

Despite the DM’s apparent bias against the griffins, they scored a hit for 6 damage.

They will now get to make a second attack with a bonus action. Which deals 1 damage or 2 damage, if they make the attack with disadvantage.

That’s just how the rules work.

#dndsuperbowl #touchdownEagles

These refs are MAJOR rules lawyers.

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Basically, defensive line are your heavily armored tank types, and the best ones have the sentinel feat.

For some reason, the opposite side usually sends some poor sap right down the middle on their first attack, and then are surprised when it misses.

Though nat20s DO happen.

#dndsuperbowl

Oh, and related, *fuck FOX News, none of those moments matter, fascists*

Ahem.

Back to #dndsuperbowl

Sometimes disgruntled players will talk about a bad call for YEARS, or at least until the next session.

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Occasionally, the ref, ie DM make a ruling that displeases the whole rest of the table.

Regarding coach challenges, you really gotta limit how many times you argue with your DM, because 1) it’s bad if you’re wrong, 2) eventually they stop listening entirely.

#dndsuperbowl

Football’s core rule is the same as D&D:

DON’T SPLIT THE PARTY.

You do that on the field, your party leader gets sacked, or knocked prone.

You do that at the table, it’s a TPK.

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Some people come to the game SPECIFICALLY for these digressions and side convos, and aren’t really all that interested in the game.

Couldn’t care less how many hit points the goblins or the griffons have.

Do like snacks, however.

#dndsuperbowl

The difference between regular advertisements (which some of us don’t see in regular life) and superbowl ads is that the snarky digressions at the table that take up more time than actual gameplay are really good this time. Like, Steve the mage is really on top of his game today.

#DndSuperbowl

Ok fellow nerds, let’s go:

The superbowl coin toss is basically an initiative roll. But each sides are monsters, so there are really only two entries on the initiative tracker.

Whoever wins initiative can, of course, delay and go after the other team. Which is exactly what happened.

#DndSuperbowl