Cummings has gone!!! Best news 2020 will have seen! #dominiccummngs #DominicGoing

#DominicCummngs Quite obvious from the history that wife had a 24 gastric bug, followed a few days later by the son catching it, hence his negative test. Not COVID at all, and 111 would have told him that!

Can someone who knows the Durham farm address use Google Earth and see what the poor me "concrete blocks" Cummings et al lived in actually look like? Why did his child not need a loo stop on 250mile way up? #cumgate #rosegarden #DominicCummngs @paulwaugh @PrivateEyeNews

Plenty of ripe manure supplied by Cummings for the Downing Street Rose Garden. #DominicCummngs #DowningStreetBriefing

#DominicCummngs (what's up with that typo in the trending hash tag also) https://t.co/d9KyEA8WbZ

"Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers" says #DominicCummngs. I don't remember him giving that advice when he was campaigning for #brexit and the Tories. I think he means "believe what I tell you to believe" #cummingsstatement

Prince Andrew now drops to 5th in all time worse UK media car crash moments behind #DominicCummngs @BorisJohnson @GavinWilliamson @grantshapps - all in 48 hrs

On his wife's birthday he drove 30 miles in 30 minutes to test his vision ... really?!
#DominicCummngs #CumGate

Minister of Truth @bbclaurak doing a sterling job what? Her tenacity and forensic analysis untouchable meh?Without doubt the queen of Downing Street - just not the Dom of journalism; that crown deffo held by @BethRigby at Sky today #DominicCummngs

If this is the standard of advice #DominicCummngs is giving to the government, it's hardly surprising we have the second highest death toll in the world, an economy circling the drain and we're about to make things much worse with Brexit #cummingsstatement

I've got a feeling #DominicCummngs is going to have a widdle in the rose bushes. You know, just because he can like, man.

Simply, why didn't #DominicCummngs get a #COVID19 test?

Makes a change to see the arrogant and rude #DominicCummngs actually answer questions from the media rather than flipping them off. The actions of a man desperate to hang on to a job he has always been supremely unqualified for #cummingsstatement

Wondering what size mailboxes Conservative MPs get at Westminster. Might need a few more terabytes after this #DominicCummngs

That JCB sure digs big holes #DominicCummngs

"I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids" #DominicCummngs #RoseGarden

The chaos continues in government as the Prime Minister... Whoops.. Sorry.. I meant #DominicCummngs (easy mistake to make) is half an hour late for the press conference he called for 4pm. Maybe the spin doctor is still in a spin #cummingsstatement

It implies even #DominicCummngs doesn't trust #BorisJohnston to do the job after yesterday's performance

At 4pm will #DominicCummngs ... a) resign honorably or b) lie and try to slime his way out of trouble? Those options are mutually exclusive. You'd have thought 52% of the population would be supportive at least. Apparently not! #briefing

As a 'special adviser' #DominicCummngs isn't really that special is he? Can you imagine what Malcolm Tucker would say if he found one of his charges doing what he's done? I thought the SPAD's job was to stop members from screwing up, not to show them how to do it! #cummimgsout

What are the odds that one or both will come out of Downing Street with an ACTUAL bloody lip and a black eye? #DominicCummngs #DominicCummimgs

Dominic Cummings ignored lockdown rules for second time t... EXCLUSIVE Calls are growing for Boris Johnson's top aide ...

Watching the Twitter clock waiting for @bbclaurak to file for the defence #DominicCummngs www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/dominic-cu...