Nearly 70% of voters disagree with Trump on 2 of his 3 biggest issues: Iran & Inflation. Even on the 3rd issue... illegal immigration... he barely breaks 50%.

EVEN IF #DisasterDon declared victory and ended his war with #Iran tomorrow, it would STILL take MONTHS to get back to normal.

Iran mined the #StraitOfHormuz and reportedly don't know where every mine is. That means mine sweepers finding & removing them […]

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Iran fired upon an Indian oil tanker. The Captain frantically radioed that they had permission from Iran to sail through. Not anymore. Oil prices WILL spike again Monday. This is Market Manipulation.

Trump on Sunday saying we "will" start bombing again now that Iran has re-closed the Strait one day after Mr. Art-of-the-Deal declared victory after Iran announced they were reopening the Strait.

A friend of mine who keeps sending me copies of FB posts from his #DonnieDumbass loving friends asking me to respond to them.

Yesterday/Friday, they were cheering the news that "the #StraitOfHormuz has reopened" as a victory for their Fuhrer.

That lasted […]

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Iran: Attacks on ships reported as Strait of Hormuz recloses Iran has accused the US of violating the ceasefire agreement by maintaining a blockade on its ports. Meanwhile, a French peacekeeper was killed in southern Lebanon. Follow DW for more.

Hey, Donnie Dumbass: any other oracular Presidential predictions while you're behind?

#donniedumbass #hormuz

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The people who questioned Biden's mental acuity, voted for a guy who said windmills cause cancer, used a Sharpie to change the path of a hurricane, autographed Bibles, saluted a North Korean general, stared into the sun twice during an eclipse, said there were airplanes in the Revolutionary War, wanted to nuke hurricanes, and suggested that bleach could cure COVID.

LORD ALMIGHTY IS #DonnieDumbass a MORON. 🤦‍♂️

You KNOW that one of his handlers told him to "Stop calling it a 'WAR', call it an 'incursion' b/c a war requires approval from Congress."

So Mr. #BestWords started calling it an "excursion" (b/c he had never […]

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Rules? I don't think #DonnieDumbass understands that concept

Cover of the Iranian English language newspaper showing a photo of police ordered by Trump to pepper-spray protesters @ UC-Davis three days before Biden's Inauguration.

#DonnieDumbass ordering the Navy to blockade the Straight (thinking he's denying #Iran from making money on tolls)...

THEY WEREN'T CHARGING TOLLS *BEFORE* HE ATTACKED THEM. 🤦‍♂️

They don't need the tolls. But now he's saving them millions while crippling […]

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Two days before Biden's inauguration, Iran's English language newspaper runs a photo of police officers at UC Davis macing protesters on Trump's orders.

#DonnieDumbass ordering the Navy to blockade the Straight (thinking he's denying #Iran from making money on tolls):

THEY WEREN'T CHARGING TOLLS *BEFORE* HE ATTACKED THEM.

They don't need the tolls. But now he's saving them millions while crippling our economy FOR THEM.

BRILLIANT! #DumberThanDirt

“I DID POST IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ME AS A DOCTOR. AND HAD TO DO WITH RED CROSS, AS A RED CROSS WORKER, WHICH WE SUPPORT”

#ICYMI, #DonnieDumbass (who fancies himself as #TheMagaMessiah) posted an image of himself as #Jesus, and had to quickly yank it as his #Evangelical #cult apparently DOES still have a red-line.

His excuse? I thought it was a depiction of me as a doctor.

(How nucking stupid IS this SOB?) 🤦‍♂️

When #DonnieDumbass suggests he might enter a joint agreement with #Iran to collect tolls from ships passing through the #StraightOfHormuz, there is no question in my mind he thinks those tolls will go directly into his bank account (and continue even after he leaves office.)

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Jimmy wasn't the only one last night who noticed #DonnieDumbass always sets a #TwoWeeks deadline for things he doesn't want to do:

This is the T**** version of #FriedmanUnits (during the Iraq War, reporter Tom Friendman repeatedly predicted the war would end "in six months.") […]

Trump proposes $10B fund for D.C. construction, beautification projects The planned Presidential Capital Stewardship Program would help renovate parks and infrastructure, as Trump works to remake a city he has derided as “dirty.”

Trump is a lot like a deadbeat dad. Every time he really fucks up, he slips Americans $10B not to go running to the Democrats.

#donniedumbass #hushmoney

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You know what will make this war hard to sell to #DonnieDumbass' base? Tell them they volunteered their kids to die for #oil:

#Iran #StraitOfHormuz #NoWarForOil

How many of you volunteered your kids to die for #oil?

Because that is EXACTLY what #DonnieDumbass just revealed today. #Iran #StraitOfHormuz #NoWarForOil

HOW APPROPRIATE #DonnieDumbass chose #AprilFools Day to address the nation where he will attempt to #Gaslight us into believing there was an #ImminentThreat from #Iran, the war will end soon, prices are coming down, and puppies will come sliding down rainbows to deliver peace in the Middle East. 🤦‍♂️

Trump to address nation on Iran war Wednesday night, White House says President Donald Trump said he expected that U.S. military forces will leave Iran in "two or three weeks."

HOW APPROPRIATE that #DonnieDumbass has chosen #AprilFools Day to address the nation where he will attempt to #Gaslight us into believing #Iran was an #ImminentThreat, the war will end soon, prices are coming down, and puppies will come sliding down rainbows. 🤦‍♂️
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HOW APPROPRIATE that #DonnieDumbass has chosen #AprilFools Day to address the nation tonight where he will attempt to #Gaslight the nation into believing there was an #ImminentThreat from #Iran, the war will end soon, prices are coming down, and puppies will come sliding down rainbows to deliver […]

@hartmannreport.com, #DonnieDumbass is the rat who asked:

"Keep the cheese, just let me out of the trap."

#Iran #DisasterPresidency

#DonnieDumbass's solution to soaring #oil prices is to threaten to obliterate #Iran's oil production facilities. 🤦‍♂️

#DisasterPresidency #TooStupidForOffice
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c8jke9v9xv9t

When #DonnieDumbass first said this (proposing completely abolishing health insurance because too much money is going to "bloated and uncaring insurance companies"), I suggested @sanders.senate.gov rebrand #MedicareForAll as #TrumpCare.

Just tell him it would "DESTROY #ObamaCare" and he'll sign it.

Furkan Goéziikara Absolute humiliation for Trump. A national security expert points out Trump is desperately trying to negotiate the exact same Iran nuclear deal he ripped up in 2018. The US literally went to war just to get back to the agreement they already had. Total incompetence. CNN: TRUMP CLAIMS IRAN HAS AGREED TO NO "NUCLEAR WEAPONS"

#DonnieDumbass #TooStupidToBePresident #DisasterPresidency #Iran #Obama

Trump tells everyone one day the war is over & that "we've won", and then THE VERY NEXT DAY, threatens additional military strikes if Iran does not comply with his demands.

MARCH 20: #DonnieDumbass announces we are "winding down our great military efforts in the Middle East."

MARCH 21: He threatens to "hit & obliterate #Iran's power plants" if they don't [re]open the #StraightOfHormuz.

#TooStupidToBePresident

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We've burned through "over 850 #Tomahawk missiles in just 4 weeks". Each costs over $3.5M and takes more than 2 years to build.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if #Iran has decided it can just wait #DonnieDumbass out. 🤔 […]

RE: mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/11402756...

I posted this over a year ago.

A post noting that a powerful nation run by a ruthless #dictator (#Putin / #Russia) attacked a smaller/weaker nation (#Ukraine) in a war he was certain would be over "in 3 days". 🤔

...in case you […]

Trump in the Oval tells reporters Iran gave the U.S. "a very big present" that he neither showed nor would tell reporters what it was.

The imaginary Iranians he's been negotiating with introduced to him by the imaginary president (who praised him for bombing #Iran) gave him "a very big present" (that he'd neither showed to reporters nor described.)

He ended by calling the present "a prize" […]

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IT'S PRETTY CLEAR the "Iranians" #DonnieDumbass claims to have been "talking to" live on the same astral plane as the "former president" who told him "I wish *I* had invaded #Iran."

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Reports say #MBS is urging #DementiaJTrump to continue his war on #Iran.

This imbecile is the puppet of every dictator with an agenda, swinging the power of the U.S. around like a sword against their enemies b/c #DonnieDumbass (who has no idea what he's doing) is desperate for someone to tell […]

[I'll send] "...ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before, including the immediate arrest of all illegal Immigrants who have come into our Country..." People can't fly to another country without a passport, Dumbass.

Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!

Two statements from #DisasterDon today.

THE MAN IS AN ABSOLUTE NUCKING NIGHTMARE:

First: He threatens to send (unpaid) #ICE agents to do #TSA work, threatening they will "do SECURITY like no one has seen before" (he ALWAYS opens by threatening to go nuclear […]

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Hegseth offers word salad on U.S. goals in Iran Jen Psaki looks at some of the happy talk the Trump administration is offering about Donald Trump's war on Iran while outward signs suggest things are not going as well as they would have hoped.

I find myself using this hashtag FAR too often now:

#JFC

After lifting sanctions on #Russian oil in a desperate attempt to lower SKYROCKETING oil prices due to #DonnieDumbass' unnecessary war against #Iran…

NOW he's discussing reducing sanctions on IRANIAN #oil.

#JFC

www.ms.now/the-briefing...

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I find myself having to use this hashtag FAR too often now:

#JFC

After lifting sanctions on #Russian oil in a desperate attempt to lower oil prices SKYROCKETING due to #DonnieDumbass' unnecessary war against #Iran...

NOW he discussing possibly reducing sanctions on IRANIAN #oil to bring down […]

The Japanese Prime Minister & Delegation in the Oval Office with Trump.

A Japanese reporter asks him why he didn't warn Japan he was about to attack Iran?

The PM sitting next to him, he says, "Who knows more about sneak attacks than Japan?"

Concludes with "Why didn't *you* tell ME about Pearl Harbor?" The Japanese PM looks at her staff surprised and blinks in astonishment.

#JFC

The PM of #Japan visited the WH yesterday. A Japanese reporter asked #DonnieDumbass why he didn't warn any U.S. allies… including Japan… he was about to attack #Iran.

Not only did he compare it to "Pearl Harbor" he added:

"Who knows more about sneak attacks than Japan?" 🤦‍♂️
#DisasterPresidency