That's was actually much better than I remembered. A *lot* more going on than just roasting ladies. Thanks for hosting @tattooedgranny.bsky.social!
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Oh wait, now I get it. I forgot about this part.
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Damn, that's a lot more thoughtful than I would've expected for a movie like this. V cool! Hell, I thought the burn victims were just good lookin' dummies.
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Thanks! That was hot hot hot!
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I don’t know if i’d have the thought process to open a front door while running on fire
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Janet continued looking for Suzanne all night to no avail
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That's the thing I forgot about this movie: like you said, he's genuinely trying to change.
So it's easy to start pulling for him, even as he proves over and over that it's hopeless.
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I'm so far behind. Donny just got thrashed in the parking garage. My wi-fi crashed and I had to go back to the Prime menu. I can't win for losing.
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Garbage puns are the pits!
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hairspray
momma told me
not to use it
hairspray
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Wait, wasn't that Bobby's wife that answered the phone? And he's sitting there setting up a double date?
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that’s a beautiful red flannel for the disco
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“I got something we can do and it ain’t no movie, man”
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So what's he trying to say, that she burned him? I don't get it.
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Don’t be stupid, Donny.
The old man who lives in the sky and watches everything we do says the devil doesn’t exist.
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He just needs The Right Woman
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"Are you tough-talking a corpse?"
-Owen Wilson, Starsky & Hutch
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That lady with the broke down car ended up in Ant Man & the Wasp, of all things, as 'Nanny'.
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I think we briefly see him nailing aluminum siding to the wall?
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They kinda gloss over the fire room, don't they? I assume the suit or the flamethrower or both was in that box he brought in with the the first girl, but the room...
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Dan Grimaldi ended up on The Sopranos so that’s what I call failing upwards
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Donny, roast that's kid's Mom! She sucks!
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Gotta admit, the first time he steps thru the door in his fire suit, it's a pretty effective moment.
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I wouldn’t think the title is necessary but a lot of women seem to have no issue going inside this damn house!
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At least in the house, you can hear most of the dialouge
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This is the exact same point I stopped watching that Ed Gein Show
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It's pretty simple: don't trust any man who *always* refers to his mother as "mother"!
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Wow, ads already. And I'm not even on Tubi, ffs! Thanks Prime!
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