A dark blue bowl, on a wooden board and viewed from above, containing everything already listed! De-sodding-licious.

‘What’s for tea’*, you ask…?
Well, I am simply dining like a muddy fluffer, dear friends!
Fruit and Fibre - BOSH!
Sliced banana - WALLOP!
Added dried pineapple and papaya, like some actual posh bint - DON’T MIND IF I FUCKING DO, OLD THING!

#DontStandDownwindMate
#parp

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*yes, it’s tea. Shush.