Rip It Skr'eech In
Strawberry Peach soda flavors without the strong medicinal flavor that energy drinks usually have. This is almost too sweet. If I didn't know this was an energy drink I could consume too many of these without realizing it.
160mg caffeine
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Monster Energy Ultra Punk Punch
Historically, fruit punch is my favorite drink flavor and that still holds true even for 0 sugar drinks. The combination of artificial sugars taste decent and the Monster energy drink taste isn't off-putting. I like it.
150mg caffeine
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Rockstar Boom Piña Colada
This is remarkably creamy. It tastes more like a piña colada than any of the other pineapple energy drinks I've had. It's still has the energy drink medicinal metal flavor to it but it's pretty enjoyable.
160mg caffeine
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Monster Zero Sugar Lando Norris
Another fun can design with this one. The flavor is more tart than regular zero sugar. It has notes of either lime or green grapes and I'm not upset with either of those. Along with a ginseng note and this one is very good.
145mg caffeine
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Monster Juice Voodoo Grape
I love the graphic design on this can. Absolutely gorgeous. This reminds me of grape cough syrup. It's pretty enjoyable despite the medicinal taste.
160mg caffeine
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Ghost Welch's Grape-Cran
I don't know if I can detect the cranberry flavor but this is still an enjoyable drink. This is a more sour grape soda with artificial sugar aftertastes. I really like it.
200mg caffeine
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Monster Energy Strawberry Shot
After having had a drink recently that had strawberry puree in it the strawberry in this is so muted as to be barely detectable. That said I really enjoy the taste of Monster and the subtle hint of strawberry is nice.
160mg caffeine
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Gorilla Energy Drink Cherry Berry
This is the best Gorilla flavor by far. It tastes like strawberry jam with apple notes and I guess there's a vague hint of cherry in the background. And most importantly it doesn't taste rancid! That alone is huge.
200mg caffeine
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Gorilla Energy Drink Kiwi Strawberry
There's a strong natural strawberry flavor with kiwi afternotes that would make this incredibly sippable if it weren't for the sour fermented smells that come off of it. I would like this if it smelled better.
200mg caffeine
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Gorilla Energy Drink Watermelon Melon
No weird salty flavor that the others have had. It tastes like a hard cider in a pleasant way. The watermelon flavor is natural and not candy like. Best of the bunch so far but still mediocre.
200mg caffeine
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Gorilla Energy Drink Mango Coconut
This is unfortunate... All of the individual parts should work; the mango tastes fine, the coconut is present without being overpowering, but together it adds up to a slightly rancid flavor that I don't enjoy.
200mg caffeine
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Gorilla Energy Ultimate
This is a citric acid flavored drink. It is perfectly fine and reminds me of Monster with a cleaner mouth feel. There is a very salty flavor in the middle but it fades away to a clean aftertaste. Not too bad.
200mg caffeine
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Rockstar Pure Zero Tangerine Mango Guava Strawberry
That flavor name is wild. It tastes like all of those things. They probably could have called it tropical punch or something like that. I prefer their regular fruit punch over this. Not awful though.
240mg caffeine
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Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch
The Rockstar fruit punch is my favorite energy drink and this is a decent zero sugar version of it. If you like sugar-free drinks then this one is pretty good.
240mg caffeine
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Monster Energy Electric Blue
Blue Raspberry is such a basic flavor and it's so good. This is fruity and sour without being too sharp. It's Monster and it's blue raspberry... There's not much else to say about it. I like it.
160mg caffeine
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Monster Energy Orange Dreamsicle
This tastes so much like the orange Monster Reserve that I looked up an ingredient list online to see if it's different. Apparently this has more sugar. I'd have to do a side by side to tell. I like it well enough.
160mg caffeine
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Monster Energy Ultra Wild Passion
Passion fruit candy that evolves into a funky fruit ester flavor before finishing off with energy drink bitterness. It's distinctly Monster. I like it well enough but probably not enough to get frequently.
150mg caffeine
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Celsius Spritz Vibe
This is another one where they don't print on the can what they're aiming for with the flavor so I have to guess. To me it tastes like a berry lemonade with a vague hint of green tea and maybe cherry. It's ok but indistinct.
200mg caffeine
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Celsius Essentials Grape Slush
This tastes like the midpoint between grape Sweettarts and grape cough syrup. It's sweet and fruity but has an undertone of medicine. It's not bad but is throwing me off today.
270mg caffeine
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Celsius Essentials Watermelon Ice
Sometimes watermelon drinks taste like candy and sometimes they taste like water... This is sweeter but the ginger and green tea flavors of the Celsius blend poke through and make this taste almost like some healthy.
270mg caffeine
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Celsius Essentials Blue Crush
The rim of the can has sparkling blue raspberry printed around it and not the name "Blue Crush." Do people accept "blue raspberry" as a flavor description rather than marketing lingo? I guess that's what it tastes like.
270mg caffeine
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Celsius Essentials Orangesicle
Orange oil and fake sugar are not good bed fellows. It smells nice and has a creamy mouth feel but the actual flavor is not enjoyable.
270mg caffeine
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Celsius Essentials Cherry Lime
This one is tasty. It has a fake cherry flavor with the citric acid bite that I truly enjoy. Most importantly it doesn't taste like green tea! This is one of the best Celsius flavors I've tried.
270mg caffeine
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Celsius Essentials Dragonberry
The usual Celsius tea taste is here and in full force. The berry flavor is present and might be dragon fruit m if I think about it as I sip. There's an aftertaste that's herbal and reminds me of gin in a good way.
230mg caffeine
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5-hour Energy Extra Strength Tropical Burst
Final 5-hour Energy shot. This, unsurprisingly, is pineapple flavored. It's underwhelming and metallic but didn't make me grimace when I drank it so it's in the upper half of the 5-hour flavors.
230mg caffeine
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5-hour Energy Extra Strength Transfusion
This tastes like grape and lime. It's sharp and tart in a pleasant way but I'm not sure if it's something I like. There's a little kick that I can't tell if it's ginger or something and it's throwing me off.
230mg caffeine
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5-hour Energy Extra Strength Tidal Twist
This tastes vaguely like sour pineapple and fake coconut hiding behind paper pulp and battery acid. It's not great.
230mg caffeine
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5-hour Energy Extra Strength Ultimate Citrus
Fake lime and chemicals... This is as generic as you can get with 5-hour Energy and it's not great. Their energy blend has a few truly awful flavors in it and needs to be covered up more.
230mg caffeine
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5-hour Energy Extra Strength Strawberry Watermelon
Not majorly different than the straight watermelon flavor. It's a bit sharper but overall still quite enjoyable.
230mg caffeine
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5-hour Energy Extra Strength Watermelon
Wow. Full on watermelon candy. No off flavors. It doesn't smell great but I actually really enjoy this one.
230mg caffeine
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