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shhirrleeyy bassseyy #ESTheatreAwards

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Stephen Sondheim will be delighted that his years of craft have been acknowledged by a bloke who bought a paper. #ESTheatreAwards

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It's like a surprise Christmas except Christmas doesn't exist and instead it's an endoscopy. #ESTheatreAwards #bestactress

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hahahha @WhatsOnStage declare they have no further shits to give. #ESTheatreAwards

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I feel like I've ruined a perfectly good anecdote now. #ESTheatreAwards #McAvoy #slash

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Hahahaha but seriously guys I did once have a piss next to James McAvoy.

'Get out of my kitchen', he said.

#ESTheatreAwards

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Had a piss next to James McAvoy once.

'Get out of my office', he said.

#ESTheatreAwards

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IT'S NICOLE KIDMAN WHY WOULD THE TELEGRAPH LIE #ESTheatreAwards

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Even if I did get nommed for #ESTheatreAwards I'd still insist on doing via livelink so I could still be a bellend about it.

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OOOOOH CHEEKY! #ESTheatreAwards

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Still, Nicole Kidman eh? #ESTheatreAwards

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BUT I DON'T KNOW VANESSA REDGRAVE!
And neither do you
Theatre
Or do you?

#ESTheatreAwards

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If you think I'm wasting my life snarking #ESTheatreAwards on Twitter now, just imagine I get nominated for one...

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SHIRLEY BASSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ESTheatreAwards

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I know that Gemma Arterton is a newcomer to the 'musical genre' but come on, fucksake, what a waste that is. #ESTheatreAwards

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as people have pointed out, it's very easy to mock #ESTheatreAwards, but...

...actually no, that's it.

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I'm going to start referring to my bed as 'Beyond Work'. #ESTheatreAwards

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The 'Beyond Theatre' Award for things that aren't theatre. #ESTheatreAwards

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With the Most Promising Playwright, #ESTheatreAwards are giving Theatre Twitter a taste of its own trolling medicine.

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The @TimeOutTheatre tweets about the #ESTheatreAwards are a joyful masterclass in snark.

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SHIRLEY BASSEY #ESTheatreAwards

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Rufus Brevett #ESTheatreAwards

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Geoff from Byker Grove #ESTheatreAwards

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90s pop sensation Kavana #ESTheatreAwards

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William Howard Taft. #ESTheatreAwards

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now it's John Sessions #ESTheatreAwards

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Mr T #ESTheatreAwards

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Gary Penrice #ESTheatreAwards

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ffs someone get @thestandardarts a camera, this is lunacy. #ESTheatreAwards

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Shirley Bassey #ESTheatreAwards

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