shhirrleeyy bassseyy #ESTheatreAwards
Stephen Sondheim will be delighted that his years of craft have been acknowledged by a bloke who bought a paper. #ESTheatreAwards
It's like a surprise Christmas except Christmas doesn't exist and instead it's an endoscopy. #ESTheatreAwards #bestactress
hahahha @WhatsOnStage declare they have no further shits to give. #ESTheatreAwards
I feel like I've ruined a perfectly good anecdote now. #ESTheatreAwards #McAvoy #slash
Hahahaha but seriously guys I did once have a piss next to James McAvoy.
'Get out of my kitchen', he said.
#ESTheatreAwards
Had a piss next to James McAvoy once.
'Get out of my office', he said.
#ESTheatreAwards
IT'S NICOLE KIDMAN WHY WOULD THE TELEGRAPH LIE #ESTheatreAwards
Even if I did get nommed for #ESTheatreAwards I'd still insist on doing via livelink so I could still be a bellend about it.
OOOOOH CHEEKY! #ESTheatreAwards
Still, Nicole Kidman eh? #ESTheatreAwards
BUT I DON'T KNOW VANESSA REDGRAVE!
And neither do you
Theatre
Or do you?
#ESTheatreAwards
If you think I'm wasting my life snarking #ESTheatreAwards on Twitter now, just imagine I get nominated for one...
SHIRLEY BASSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ESTheatreAwards
I know that Gemma Arterton is a newcomer to the 'musical genre' but come on, fucksake, what a waste that is. #ESTheatreAwards
as people have pointed out, it's very easy to mock #ESTheatreAwards, but...
...actually no, that's it.
I'm going to start referring to my bed as 'Beyond Work'. #ESTheatreAwards
The 'Beyond Theatre' Award for things that aren't theatre. #ESTheatreAwards
With the Most Promising Playwright, #ESTheatreAwards are giving Theatre Twitter a taste of its own trolling medicine.
The @TimeOutTheatre tweets about the #ESTheatreAwards are a joyful masterclass in snark.
SHIRLEY BASSEY #ESTheatreAwards
Rufus Brevett #ESTheatreAwards
Geoff from Byker Grove #ESTheatreAwards
90s pop sensation Kavana #ESTheatreAwards
William Howard Taft. #ESTheatreAwards
now it's John Sessions #ESTheatreAwards
Mr T #ESTheatreAwards
Gary Penrice #ESTheatreAwards
ffs someone get @thestandardarts a camera, this is lunacy. #ESTheatreAwards
Shirley Bassey #ESTheatreAwards