Alt text: “Three-panel satirical comic strip of PeanutsChoice testing EU sanctions. Panel 1: she grins, holding a heating bill at a casino roulette table with peanuts as chips. Panel 2: she spins the wheel yelling ‘Double or nothing!’ as ‘WIN’ flashes. Panel 3: she looks upset as a customs officer confiscates her peanuts. Caption reads: ‘PeanutsChoice Verdict: When EU gambles, the house always wins. And the house is Kremlin-owned.’”

🎰 EU bets it all on sanctions. I tested it at the casino:
💸 Heating bills on the roulette wheel
🥜 Peanuts confiscated at customs
🏦 Kremlin cashes in

Verdict: the house always wins — and it’s Kremlin-owned.

#PeanutsChoice #Satire #EUGamble #CitizenOfEurope
#Resist