Scientists Predict Land Meltdowns, Blame Earth’s Dramatic Personality Disorder
#GroundbreakingResearch #CascadeOfHazards #EarthSystemNexus #HazardousLaughs #ScienceGoneWild By: TheJestPress.com New research from the recently formed Department of Obvious Dangers at Nexus University has announced breakthrough efforts to better predict and understand “cascading land surface hazards”—which, translated for the layperson, means, “If the mountain slides, the rest of us glide.” The project’s lead scientist, Professor Slidey Pebbles, described these cascading hazards as “the domino effect, but with mud, rocks, and occasionally small towns.” “It’s not just a landslide,” Pebbles clarified, “it’s a landslide that turns into a flood that washes away a bridge and finally causes your WiFi to go out when you need it most.”
