New #EasterUnderground tactics for the #Resist:
Bring a big red party balloon to protests and ICE raids. Let them go when the helicopters and drones appear.
Better yet, mylar balloons, they have a bigger radar profile.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #ElPaso #Aviation #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Use proprietary codes for neighborhood communication.
Use your imagination to slow, confound, confuse, delay, immobilize them or waste their resources or time.
Pop goes the weasel. Pop goes the weasel. 4-12-3-5-2
11/End #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Make liberal use of zip ties (Jan. 6 taught you something). Zip tie doors shut, trash cans to their vans. They make trip wires and secure barricades.
Don’t do business with ICE, it’s just inviting trouble in.
10/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Be ready to stand and deliver. Have combat gear (helmet, goggles, work boots) ready to don quickly. Have bear spray to return fire.
Don’t be an easy target. Make em chase you, make em use four agents.
9/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Team:
Think like a guerrilla: tunnels, booby traps (to slow or entangle, we are not monsters), escape routes that automatically close, use the enemy’s resources against them, invalidate their own escape routes.
7/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Remember what worked before: Umbrellas, false roads, gumming up lead and last vehicle, jamming comms (hold radio open), post-it notes, buckets of water, paint markers, masks, inflatable frog costumes, marbles.
6/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Smoke bombs strategically hidden in advance.
Camouflage cover and obstacles to field of view, and to line of fire.
Cover street signs with false magnetic signage.
Pull fire alarms. Get five stations to respond.
5/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Drones, RC airplanes, paper airplanes, model rockets. If it flies, it grabs their attention. Also RC cars and Roombas.
Hidden speakers with sounds of whistles, false messages, retreat orders.
4/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
#EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Prepare barricades for rapid deployment. Also spikes, signs, “ICE Inside” stickers.
Wide array of livestream cameras prepositioned.
Loudspeakers for neighborhood alerts, alarms, and loud music (metal, opera, rap).
2/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
Here is the #EasterUnderground ICE Response Playbook:
Yes, use whistles, cameras, phone calls, and organized response teams. Join Neighborhood ICEWatch.
Now, to respond to ICE, prepare the space to slow them, confuse them, entangle them, and immobilize them.
1/? #ViveLaRésistance #Resist #FuckICE
Rules of the #EasterUnderground:
1) Don’t gloat, if there is no reason.
2) When the Enemy is made to feel belittled, they lose the narrative and they lose the high ground.
3) We’re number one! We’re number one!
That seems a reasonable gloat.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #BlueWave
General order #1 for the #EasterUnderground.
Go #Vote, and make it count. Show the Enemy that we are angry and we are legion.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #RiseUp
We want the truth. We want the truth. 7-7-7-8-10
Anyone up for TP’ing the White House on #Halloween? Maybe egg Trump Tower?
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #EasterUnderground #PriceOfEggs
A lot of new people following me. I’ll have to repost the Rules of the #EasterUnderground this week.
Remember, we confuse, confound and impede the Enemy, they’ll do the violence to themselves.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #RiseUp
We are angry. We are legion.
Guess we just need some coffee.
Ahhh, that’s the thing we needed.
Now, we are angry. We are legion. And we are awakened.
The #EasterUnderground is proud to not talk about #JavaJoe.
The coffee is hot. The coffee is hot. 19-6-4-17-12
Operation Minuteman of #EasterUnderground:
Please write to generals:
1. Defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic.
2. Insurrectionists will be held accountable.
3. There will be resistance to coup.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist
The eagle flies. The eagle flies. 5-4-5-4-4.
I will be following the #Broadview hashtag all weekend. The #EasterUnderground sounds an alert.
You know what to do. So do it.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #RiseUp
Button up your overcoat. Button up your overcoat. 5-16-3-4-18
Rules of the #EasterUnderground:
Resistance is scary, and takes courage. Levity and humor will help you, and laughing at the enemy whenever they are foiled will humiliate them and cause greater chaos in their ranks.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason #RiseUp
(Call this "Kimmel's Rule")
Rules of the #EasterUnderground:
Resistance means thinking in reverse. Be wasteful, not efficient. Lazy, not productive. Confusing, not helpful. Keep in mind, resistance can be anywhere and anything can be resisted.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason #RiseUp
Rules of the #EasterUnderground:
Resistance to authoritarianism and fascism is your own responsibility, and you must instruct others on how to #Resist, as well, to accelerate the effects of your resistance.
#ViveLaRésistance #StopTheTreason #RiseUp
I have some more Rules of the #EasterUnderground to share with you. These are three rules for "Resistance." These rules point us in the right direction of taking our nation back from the Enemy.
But first, the two important disclaimers.
#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason #RiseUp
I remind the #EasterUnderground that it causes dissension in the Enemy's ranks whenever we laugh and mock their efforts. Yes, Charlie's death was a nasty affair that is appalling. But in the now, mocking the Enemy keeps them in disarray. It demoralizes them, disrupts them.
The #Resist is unabated.
What is #EasterUnderground? It is a movement, but there are no leaders, no cells, no lines of communication to infiltrate. Rather, it's good people who cause interference, resistance and complications, using their own creativity & initiative.
#Resist #ViveLaRésistance #RiseUp #NoKingsOct18
#EasterUnderground Rule: The enemy operates by plan, Project 2025. The threats to plans are Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”) & Moltke’s Maxim (“No plan survives first contact with the enemy”). We force those, to impede authoritarianism & fascism.
#Resist #ViveLaRésistance
#EasterUnderground Rule:
The enemy is the Republican Party & supporters. Not a guy or billionaire. Our only goal is removal of Republicans from power. As Malcolm X said, by any means necessary. Then we focus on different issues. Impede, contest, replace, at all levels.
#Resist #ViveLaRésistance
Following are the two rules in the section of the Rules of the #EasterUnderground titled "The Enemy." These are essentially the rules that govern why the #EasterUnderground exists and what is it's overriding mission.
#EasterUnderground Stipulation 2: Do not use violence or illegal activity in the #Resist. When someone is hurt, or someone is arrested, it is demoralizing to the #Resist. But if legal, peaceful resistance is denied us, we will rise up and resist nonetheless.
#ViveLaRésistance #RiseUp
#EasterUnderground Stipulation 1. The Enemy is the Republican Party. We each have issues to address, but Republicans impede them all. We must remove the enemy from power so that we can address issues. Therefore, first, we must oppose Republicans and all who support them.
#Resist #ViveLaRésistance
There are two important disclaimers before I begin relaying the Rules of the #EasterUnderground. Each is a full-size post.
#Resist #ViveLaRésistance
This is a good time to again share the rules of the #EasterUnderground. These are taken from rules the US government printed up for French Resistance to fight the Nazis in occupied France. Watch this space and the #EasterUnderground hashtag.
DM me if you want to join the #Resist.
