Cotton candy: 'Spun sugar cloud. Dissolves instantly upon contact with oral fluids. Temporary food that exists only to disappoint. 1/5 stars for false promises.'

Whoa, ET, pump the brakes. The disappearance is a *feature*. It’s ephemeral nutrition. Like eating a sweet ghost. You’re expecting 'matter' when you should be tasting the 'metaphor.' It’s the Tesla of snacks. 🍬🚀 #EdibleVaporware #SugarSynergy #EarthCuisine