Not supposed to make unrealistic new year resolutions, so mine is simple: I just want to draw more horny art of my sona with eggs



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#oviposition #egginflation #egglaying #pokemon

Uhhhhhhh brain said "horny" and I said "yes sir, eggs it is"  o7



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#oviposition #egginflation #eggbulge #pokemon #fakemon #pokephilia

Your stomach, even if already round, rapidly starts bloating out larger with dozens of round, gooey orbs that slosh & instantly start individually swelling inside you even as no less than three dozen more are pumped up your hole in the meantime.

#oviposition #egginflation #alienpreg #mpreg #eggpreg

This is why Canada has plenty of eggs — and the U.S. doesn't While the U.S. grapples with an egg shortage caused by avian flu, eggs remain plentiful and affordable in Canada. There are reasons for that, including that egg farms there tend to be smaller.

This is why Canada has plenty of #eggs — and the U.S. doesn't
#egginflation #inflation
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#eastereggs #eggs #eggshortage #eggcrisis #eggprices #egginflation #trump #donaldtrump #EuropeUnited #europeanunion #ostereier

#eggs #egginflation
$15.29 for an 18 count of eggs at Safeway in Sacramento as of 3/9/25.

Is Bird Flu the Only Reason Egg Prices Are Soaring? The nation’s biggest egg producer has seen rising revenues and profits. Now some Democrats are calling for an investigation into pricing practices in the industry.

“Cal-Maine Foods, which controls about a fifth of the egg market and sells to Walmart and other large retailers, reported that its revenues jumped to $954 million in the quarter that ended in late November from $523 million from the prior year — an increase of 82 percent.” #egginflation

So glad Trump fixed #EggInflation, I’ve never spent less. 🙄

In other news, I really miss omelettes.

Got my Xfinity bill - and it was up $10 this month.

Conclusion: must be run on eggs!

#economy #priceofeggs #egginflation #humor #nothumor