The Catdiva Monologues It has gone. Vanished. Whisked away by whatever foul and frivolous force first summoned it here. It is neither my concern nor want to investigate the phenomenon of its appearance and subsequent disappearance. I shall just take a deep, exhausted breath.

The spaniel is gone. But the trauma remains.
Akela Jean Underland, queen of sorrow, reflects on loss, vengeance, and plush-based coping mechanisms.

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