In the 80s #EmoPhillips quipped you’re not old, just born a more comfortable distance from the apocalypse. Trust me, I never expected to be this old. My existential #NoFuture desperation did. Now I just hope to live long enough see my mom die much older than she is now. Outlook? Odds? Pretty good.
I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
And dragged it 15 feet.
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When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.
– Emo Phillips
#coffeequote #EmoPhillips #coffeesky
#EmoPhillips is a gottdamm TREASURE.
I got banned from xitter years ago for - get this - quoting an #EmoPhillips punchline to #DougStanhope, which they called hate speech and wouldn't rescind.
Search "die heretic scum", 1st result.
So, no, lol.
Blockchains are theoretically very useful.
Probableeeee the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Other than that though, it's been a good day.
#EmoPhillips
