Sorry for Your Summer, But Not That Sorry American lawmakers blame Canadian wildfire smoke for ruining their summer — and we have thoughts. A scathing editorial on climate, borders, and the end of polite Canadian restraint.

6 U.S. lawmakers wrote to Canada complaining that our wildfire smoke ruined their summer.

So we wrote back. With love. And fire.

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