Spursing up the MCG #EngAus 😉
If Jacks pulls this off, I'll run round our estate butt nekked in the morning.
And I've been drinking.
You have neen warned - it won't be pretty, I'm 55.
But it ain't happening, so we're all good.
#Ashes
#TheCricket
#EngAus
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Barney Ronay is on the nail here, with his usual wry humour and analysis. Another shambolic day in the cricket.
#EngAus
When Archer (there for his crackin’ bowling) is more consistent than most of the top order batting, the batters really need to be moved on. Quite worried now for this match.
#ashes #engaus #cricket #theashes
What actually is Bazball? Commentators talk about a faster scoring rate with more risks but Australia scored at about the same rate as England.
"I don't really like that silly term ... I don't have any idea what ‘Bazball’ is. It's not just all crash and burn." BM himself
#cricket #Ashes #EngAus
England gifting Australia more wickets from solid foundations……
#Ashes #ENGAUS #collapseincoming
Many congrats to Joe Root: first century in Australia. What a moment! And well done Archer. #TheAshes #EngAus #EnglandCricket
An incredibly sad day for Hampshire cricket. #robinsmith #shanewarne #ashes #cricket #hamsphire #engaus
What a day! Cricket awful. Notts awful, happy Saturday folks🤦♂️🙄🤷♂️. Kelle Roos should be kept as far away from that Notts team as possible. The worst goalkeeper I have ever seen. Cricket was pathetic #notts #nottscountyfc #theashes #ENGAUS
England lose test number 1 of the Ashes as they become the first team to lose a two day Ashes test since 1890. #ENGAUS #Ashes #Cricket
Well, that was a shambles. Inside two days. Will just have to win the series 4- 1 instead then. Have faith England's Barmy Army
(My tablets haven't kicked in yet so please ignore certian ramblings in the above post!)
#Ashes #EngAus
England bowling half trackers to a guy who is standing back and swinging. Why?
#ENGAUS
#EnglandCricket
#ECB
This is torturous #thecricket #theashes #ENGAUS
Hmm...England vs Australia in #theashes
Absolute carnage. Some reckless batting from England's middle order...'only' 205 for the Aussies to win.
Off to a flyer with Head. But...you never know with the Beast of #Bazball.
#cricket 🏏 #testmatch #engaus
Not even 6am and England 🏴 are teetering yet again Down Under in Perth. 🇦🇺
88-6
Starc 10 in the match.
A lead of 200 might be enough. Might, if England can get there.
#theashes #testcricket #engaus
I absolutely love test cricket 🏏
The Ashes never disappoints. From the despair of England's batting, to the high of an incredibly skilled, hostile, brutal fast bowling display. Astonishing day.
Stokes gets a 5-fer.
Australia rattled.
121-9 WOW!
#theashes #testcricket #cricket #engaus #sport
HEADing off... 🏏
#Ashes2025 #ENGAUS #TheAshes
England need to get more wickets before I start to believe good things can only happen when I fall asleep. Please don’t make me miss the whole series, guys!
#Ashes2025 #ENGAUS #TheAshes
This is nuts! 🏏
#Ashes2025 #ENGAUS #TheAshes
Oh FFS...should have stayed in bed.
A summary
England 172 all out.
32.5 overs
Starc 7-58
Brook 52
All out and it is still dark...not even sunrise in the 🇬🇧 yet.
A Starc day indeed.
Time to unleash Jofra Archer & Mark Wood.
#theashes #cricket #engaus 🏏
Well… that’s that then. #EngAus
Poor from England. Obvious challenge to a ball stripped #engaus
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Surprised Matt Williams hasn’t come out criticising England and accusing them of making rugby unsafe #ENGAUS #AutumnInternationals #IREABS
Cracking day out at the Rugby. Shame about the result but a good old-fashioned game with a bit of gratuitous biff as a bonus. Hate admitting it, but the Bluenoses' new yard is fabulous, with brilliant facilities. Home in time to watch Liverpool get handed their arses by Villa. #ENGAUS