Scott Bloody Morrison with that god awful smirk of his. What an arsehole. Shat himself at Engadine Maccas, he did - true story.

Tony Bloody Abbott, hand painted. - You know what they say about vampires, well this dope must be one of them because his image obviously wouldn't show up on a normal photograph. His hands are doing that classic 'pointing at my willy' thing. I mean, WTF....

Do I win the prize for 'most unwanted Christmas present'?

Postcard portraits of two (2) Australian Prime Ministers - gifted by a now excommunicated family member.

#Auspol #EngadineMaccas #Onions

We need to leave AUKUS. Sure the French will be snooty about it, but they'll welcome us back.
#auspol
#aukus
#scomoistheworst
#engadinemaccas

May he be forever remembered for shitting his pants at Maccas #EngadineMaccas
#WorstPrimeMinisterEver

Morrison's best early work, on display in cubicle 3 of #EngadineMaccas until the start of the next cleaning shift, foreshadowed a career of smearing it in public office. This latest award duly reflects the system that continues to whitewash maldefecants and turn accountability on its arse.

The plaque for shitting his pants at #EngadineMaccas is the award he deserves.

#WorstPrimeMinisterEver

He also has a plaque for shitting his pants at #EngadineMaccas

Especially when shitting yourself at the Engadine Macca's is enough to get you one!
#auspol #EngadineMaccas

#EngadineMaccas plaque is the only award Scott Morrison deserves

#WorstPrimeMinisterEver
#MorrisonCantHoldAHose
#AusPol

What would you write on the plaque? #EngadineMaccas

So your ‘genius’ strategists tell you that its a good idea to go on high rating tabloid radio & deny an internet story that you crapped your pants in a drunken stupor at Engadine Maccas in 1997, & you actually go ahead with it…
#EngadineMaccas

Once you’ve been to #EngadineMaccas you can never leave...

Except that one time. At #EngadineMaccas in 1997... 💩

seems #TheLiarFromTheShire has been dropped to the canvas by the #FireChiefs & @BehrouzBoochani . Now he is cowering somewhere, filled with bile. He wants to lash out, but frustration will probably lead to 🍺. This may lead to another #EngadineMaccas episode. #HaroldHolt #auspol

Did #ScoMo misspell his nickname for the new PM plane? It seems #ShartOne in acknowledgement of the #EngadineMaccas incident of 1997 would be better suited.
#auspol

They doubted you at Engadine Maccas too, but you filled your boots there. #engadinemaccas ‘People often doubt me ... and I prove them wrong': Scott Morrison