Tried meditating, fell asleep with a cracker in my mouth. Still holy. Still hungry.
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Tried meditating, fell asleep with a cracker in my mouth. Still holy. Still hungry.
#VirginMonkBoy #SpiritualFail #ModernMystic #Snacklightenment #Enlightenmentish
Just saw someone manifest a Range Rover but not emotional maturity.
Manifest wisely, my children. ๐
#SpiritualSatire #VirginMonkBoy #ModernMystic #ManifestationFails #WokeAndWobbling #HolyButPetty #Enlightenmentish