THIS IS GOING TO BE JUST A HORRENDOUS FAILURE. Mission: #EpicFailure.

Those Iranian missiles trump 'obliterated' are still doing a lot of damage

#EpicFailure

Those Iranian missiles trump 'obliterated' are still doing a lot of damage

#EpicFailure

Trump's uninspiring, low energy speech on Thursday sent US crude oil prices surging more than 10%

Gasoline prices are now set to climb to between $4.25 and $4.45 a gallon by next week

Maybe he should just STFU ❗️

#EpicFailure

Sacking an Army General wont stop or erase Trump Hegseth Rubio #EpicFailure in Iran

The only thing these #morons have achieved is to #MakeIranGreatAgain

#TrumpDisaster

Operation #EpicFailure

Opinion | Trump’s Fixation on This Phrase Reveals Something About the War in Iran

‘Ahead of schedule’ and ‘below budget’ are delusional Trump terms hiding the lack of a plan, daily feeding the news cycle and influencing the markets.
Operation #EpicFailure

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#Trump 🥚 Humpty Dumpty

🧱 Humpty Dumpty sat on the great American wall.
💸 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
💣 All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

#USA #Iran #TACO #tariffs #NATO #AmericaFirst #EpicFailure […]

President Trump Delivers Powerful Primetime Address on Operation Epic Fury Tonight, in a primetime address to the nation, President Donald J. Trump provided an update on Operation Epic Fury. After just one month, President Trump

#Trump 🥚 Humpty Dumpty

🧱 Humpty Dumpty sat on the great American wall.
💸 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
💣 All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

#USA #Iran #TACO #tariffs #NATO #AmericaFirst #EpicFailure www.whitehouse.gov/releases/202...

It's sooooper easy. Barely an inconvenience.

#Hormuz #EpicFailure

The Republican Party’s newest never ending Middle East war, Iran Edition, is going so well that U.S. citizens are being urged to evacuate from Iraq by the U.S. Embassy. #EpicFailure

#EpicFailure

Now this is #EPICFAILURE ‼️

#EpicFailure

They put as little thought into the name of this misadventure as they put into the strategy. #EpicFailure .

What you should and shouldn't eat and drink if there's a nuclear strike The UK government has issued advice on food safety in the event of a radiation emergency, including which foods to avoid and what to stock in your cupboards

Almost forgot: Here’s helpful info from UK, released today.

Reminder:
The U.S. Government under Trump & Republicans only LIES to U.S.

THEY won’t tell US the truth, so just like with #TrumpCovid, I seek trusted European news, to strategize how to survive that #EpicFailure of a “man” & “potus.”

💙🇺🇸💙

Although President Donald Trump says he has ‘destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military Capability’, the 0% that remains is playing havoc with the global economy.”
-The Economist

#illegalwar #epsteinfury #epicfailure

Decades of getting away with it had them thinking they still could...

#illegalwar #epsteinfury #epicfailure

Iran offered to give away ALL of its enriched uranium during peace talks in Geneva. The British thought it was a credible offer. Hours later, Trump started bombing Iran anyway. The US didn't want peace, they wanted war.

#illegalwar #epsteinfury #epicfailure

How long until #EpicFury becomes an #EpicFailure ....... oh, already? Can we squeeze in those #EpsteinFiles before you fuck up Cuba?

LMAO, Eisenhower would never have thrown a bitchy little tantrum because no one wanted to take part in Operation Epic Failure.

#EpicFailure

Bon weakened hein.. 😬 #EpicFailure (wapo 1703).

And of course, Agolf Taco was really trying to ensure the USA250 military parade would be championed after the USA kicked Iran’s ass!

All these Dept of War actions are to recover from Dear Leader’s failed military parade last summer!

#EpicFailure

How is that even possible under the Dept of War’s 5 Beer General, Kegseth and the incredible 4D Chess mind of the Dotard in Chief, Agolf Taco?
#EpicFailure

Those paying attention can see what Agolf Taco was hoping to accomplish with his failed #EpicFury.

He was hoping for a mighty USA win, so he could have another military parade for USA250 and boast about his success with Iran as Dear Leader!

Oops! #EpicFailure

Dotard Trump full of false Bravado and no real experience whatsoever thinks he is a strong man like KJU or Putin and his 5 Beer General Kegseth, again with zero experience fucked up Bigly.

My hunch is he wanted a big Military parade for USA 250 with a global win under his belt!

Oops! #EpicFailure

Image over strategy. Propaganda over progress.

#Iran
#Media
#EpicFury
#EpicFailure
#Casualties
#Hegseth
#Incompetent

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