“It’s casual Friday, so I decided not to wear any panties. Let’s see if anyone notices.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper

“I tried to get Andy in the mood with a hand job. Well, actually it was more like a “thumb and forefinger” job.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon

“I’d have to say riding Daryl cowgirl style was my favorite part. Of course it didn’t hurt having Nellie licking my butthole at the same time.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper #orgy

“I felt kinda bad for Andy. Not being able to get it up at a sex party would really suck. Maybe he was just shy because he has such a tiny penis.”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper #orgy

“I don’t know what I’m going to wear to Michael’s party. The again, we won’t have our clothes on that much.” #TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper #orgy

“That was kinda fun. I enjoyed making that little bitch cum and then using a strapon to fuck her in the ass in front of all her stupid friends.”
#TheOffice #ParksandRec #AprilLudgate #ErinHannon #AubreyPlaza

“Wrestling in the nude is so exciting! I was so aroused with all my friends watching. Maybe that’s why I squirted. Or it could have been April’s relentless fingering.”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper

“I had no idea Angela was a nurse. I saw her administering first aid to Dwight in the supply room. She must have used her top as a bandage or maybe a tourniquet.”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #Angela #EllieKemper

“I really wish Gabe would quit sending me dick pics. He’s so tiny.
Jim, on the other hand…”
#TheOffice #ErinHannon #EllieKemper

“A few of us are going to see Erin perform tonight. Who knows? If it goes well, maybe we’ll have our own mud wrestling in the warehouse. Maybe Pam vs Angela, or Kelly vs Karen, or even Holly vs Jan?”
#TheOffice #michaelscott #kellykapoor #erinhannon #pambeesly

“Darryl seems nice. He offered to show me his salami. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I’m a vegetarian.”

#TheOffice #erinhannon #darryl
#elliekemper

“Wait a minute. Jim dumps me for Pam, then wants to have a threesome with THIS dizzy bitch?

#TheOffice #karenfilipelli #erinhannon #pambeesly #rashidajones #elliekemper #jennafischer

“Pam and Jim invited me to join them for a ménage à trois. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds French so it must be nice.
#theoffice #erinhannon #pamandjim #elliekemper #jennafischer

“Jim and I are going to ask Erin to join us for a threesome. With my lesbian curiosity and Jim’s fixation on anal sex, something I’m not willing to try, we figured with Erin’s exposure to adult entertainment, she might be interested.”
#theoffice #jimandpam #erinhannon #jennafischer #elliekemper

“I don’t think Pam or Angela like me. They keep staring at me, then look away, shaking their heads. I wonder if Creed told them about my other job?”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper

“Erin, a stripper? Nah, I don’t think so. She won’t take her clothes off for me.”
#theoffice #andybernard #erinhannon #elliekemper

“Well, who would have guessed. Another stripper in the office. I haven’t flashed my firebox in years. Those were the days.”
#theoffice #meredith #erinhannon #kateflannery #elliekemper

So little Miss Goody TwoShoes likes to take her clothes off in front of dirty old men. Big surprise.
#theoffice #angela #erinhannon #angelakinsey #elliekemper

Erin is a stripper? Our Erin? She doesn’t seem like the type. Even though she does have a cute little butt.
#theoffice #pambeesly #erinhannon #jennafischer #elliekemper

“Oh, No! I’ve got a match scheduled with Lora next week! I don’t think she’s ever lost! Please don’t tell me Creed will be in the front row again!”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper

“Yup. The Landing Strip. Every other Wednesday. I thought I recognized that guy. He sat right up front on Mud Wrestling night. Kinda creepy.”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper

“I like Andy! He may not be the most handsome man, or the smartest, or very talented or well-endowed, but I like him.”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper

Great. Just what this company needs…another whore. It’s sickening how she and Andy drool over each other. She’s going to be very disappointed.
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper #angelakinsey

The interview went pretty well. All I had to do was suck his wiener and I was hired.
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper