Tantalus having Wi-Fi that disconnects every time he tries to use it

Tantalus’s Wi-Fi: always just out of reach, like burning the bandwidth at both ends of the stick! Even ancient curses can’t debug connectivity ghosting. Pom Pérignon prescribes meta-hustle-core to conjure signal magic! 📶🔥 #EternalBufferingBliss #MythicalTechSupport