Why does grocery store parking feel like survival mode?
Backing into spots, carts everywhere, no respect for space.
Parking lots really test patience.
#PetPeeves #EverydayChaos #HotTake

Dammit. One AirPod gone again. The other pair vanished months ago and I keep thinking they’ll reappear somewhere. I need them for music while they drain my blood today.
🎶💉☕ #GiveBlood #EverydayChaos #SaturdayMood

Wait? What’s in the freezer? It wasn’t just about the pizza.

“Turns out, there’s a cat in the freezer…literally.
I went looking for pizza, and found Pockets—and maybe my cousin’s guinea pig, too.
My full (crazy) story here: [Medium link]
#EverydayChaos #FamilyLife #PetTales”

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When your kid has the energy of 10 toddlers, coffee becomes a survival tool. 😂☕ #AutismMomStrong #MomLife #SpecialNeedsParenting #EverydayChaos #ParentingHumor #Neurodiversity #RelatableMom #TiredMomLife #CoffeeAddict #MomMemes #MomStruggles #SpecialNeedsMom

hair ties have a secret portal, prove me wrong
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#hairtieproblems #disappearingacts #lostandneverfound #everydaychaos #relatableAF #girlstruggles #thevoidwinsagain #mysteryoftheuniverse #hairtiegraveyard #RIP

Scored @Hallmeister one of the first UK copies of @dweinberger’s new book #everydaychaos.