.@aabria.bsky.social: Look at me. AO3, I need you to fucking come through. I want the dirtiest fan fiction of this. I want to be embarrassed to read it.
@vincecaso.com: Send your smut to the address below.
Aabria: Right here, at quiddie, thank you.
#FailedSave S03E05 'Fraying of Threads'
‘Step on me, horse mommy!’ — Murray, #FailedSave S03E05 'Fraying of Threads'
Still slowly catching up on #PrivateNightmares and I've always enjoyed the dynamic between @xanderrific.bsky.social and @aabria.bsky.social at the gaming table, but I think this is absolutely peak, aside from Bora and Fess's wedding episode of #FailedSave.
Bora: We're bringing my girlfriend back from the dead, Mom, I don't need you to judge me, I just need your help, okay? #FailedSave
DM: Death, Autumn, Spring, Vengeance, Nature, and Bird.
Chirp: Yes, the six elements.
(Nasiq and Lyrin were also there, but who remembers them?)
#FailedSave, S03E04 'Through The Summer Falls'
'Did this dude just anoint himself with 11 herbs and spices? What just happened?' — Fess, #FailedSave, S03E04 'Through The Summer Falls'
. @aabria.bsky.social: I cast Anime Objects.
@xanderrific.bsky.social: It's all really good-looking food.
#FailedSave S03E04 'Through The Summer Falls'
'You malevolent lemon!' — @vincecaso.com (DM) to Nilbog (Mark Meer) #FailedSave S03E03 'Always A Cost'
Chirp: First of all, I think the DM is editorialising in a way he's not allowed to.
#FailedSave
Chirp: So is this my thing now? I'm now the guy that's got to just put weird garbage in his mouth?
DM: The taste tester.
Bora: I mean, you kind of were that before, but it just was less useful.
DM: And before, garbage came out.
#FailedSave S03E02, 'The Raven's Deal'
'She's so trustworthy that I went into a coma!' — Chirp, #FailedSave S03E01 'Fields of Jasmine'
'They have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.' — @xanderrific.bsky.social, #FailedSave, ibid.
'You cast "Detect Aussie" and hear "Oi oi oi" in the distance.' — @vincecaso.com, #FailedSave S02E16, 'And Never the Sorrow'
I can't even say shit because it's TRUE.
'It's not a measure of like actual objective attractiveness, it's more of a personal taste thing, right? Everyone has their own individual tastes and there is a four in this wagon, that's all that I'm gonna say.' - Lyrin, #FailedSave S02E15, 'From Ezero With Love'
'All right, you usually sound like a narc, but now you sound like a snark.' Chirp to Ella, #FailedSave S02E14, 'Into the Dream'
When Bora succeeds in magically learning the Predecessor language and @aabria.bsky.social mutes her mic just to scream in absolute delight <3 <3 <3 #FailedSave
'We are a beacon of hope, and I am a bright-lit stick! Come at us, I dare you!' - Noodle, Petisode 4 #FailedSave
'I can only have one kinky fellow in this group right now.' - @vincecaso.com
'Disagree.' - @aabria.bsky.social
#FailedSave S02E11 'Homeward'
'I feel like a cult could have a yearbook.' - Fess
'We had lashings and murder!' - Dasle
'That also still kinda sounds like college.' - Ella
#FailedSave S02E11, 'Homeward'
'Welcome to empathy. It's heavy.' - Murray, #FailedSave S02E09, 'The Foundry'
Fess: Bora, are you resistant to hot?
Bora: No, I fell for you.
#FailedSave S02E08, 'The Silver Sterling pt 2'
'What we're doing is we're franchising justice. I think what we want to do is privatise justice. And I think that nothing could go wrong with that.' — Chirp, #FailedSave S02E07
'So ordinarily, you would have to log roll ride the omnihorse, a sentence I THOUGHT I would only have to say once.' - @vincecaso.com #FailedSave
'Get ready for a new thorn in whatever side I get a hold of!' - Murray #FailedSave
'What kind of tree hits on someone at a funeral?' - Chirp #FailedSave
'I want square sandwiches, fuck your triangles!' - Murray (@ginadevivo.bsky.social) having the one dissenting opinion about sandwiches in Team Group #FailedSave
I forgot Bora asked Fess out for a drink first! #FailedSave
'Bora's always been the strong one, but there's something about Fess that makes me feel a little bit weak.'
I must have been absolutely deceased in chat.
#FailedSave QOTD:
@vincecaso.com (as a chair): My foam has collapsed! I have been on the receiving end of many butts! I have lived a long and storied life!
@acarboni.bsky.social: Don't do it, Xander.
@xanderrific.bsky.social: This is my autobiography!
Losing my entire mind over catching a joke in #FailedSave that SURELY I must have gotten at the time and just not remembered, when @vincecaso.com (as a boar) goes, 'Don't Bandaid me!' to @bdavewalters.bsky.social (as a dog), referring to #WAFrontier which they were in with @xanderrific.bsky.social.
'I've never dropped a stone phone in a sex pit before. Clearly there's so much more to live for.' - Murray, #FailedSave S1E07
I love @ginadevivo.bsky.social so much.
