#FartNinja

Being an #Academic is strange. One minute, you're hobnobbing with luminaries, and the next you're laughing at the #FartNinja your 6yo left on the bookshelf after a passing cloud made it go off.

Fart Ninja is giving me hrs of fun. There are 6 to collect. #FartNinja #Tesco

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I dunno who needs to hear this but I've been in a working environment all day with people who may not appreciate it. But I could have inflated a fucking zepplin today with the amount I farted. And I am now a certified fart ninja. #FartNinja