I saw the #SydneySweeney jeans spot.
It's not outrageous. It's just boring and kind of lame.
It's a retread of the same old hot-girl-in-jeans ad that's been running since the 1970s.
The real crime is her vocal delivery.
#Fauxtrage #VocalFry
speaking of #fauxtrage & pearl-clutching: bsky.app/profile/enfa...
i canʼt be the only one who's slowly losing respect for commentary channels?
just saw one where self-righteous lady went:
“how dare u live a fake-polished life as a mum”
so jealous she can't hide it behind “commentary” anymore 💀💀
hereʼs an idea for a rage-bait performance art piece—JE VOUS PRÉSENTE:
🥁 drum-roll 🥁
✨ LANDLORD-CORE 💀💀😂🤣
just imagine the #fauxtrage oh teh CLUTCHING OF 🦪PEARLS that would occur lmao
“eat the rich” is performative—if you REALLY cared, you'd focus on feeding the poor 🖕🤑✌️
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not to be a BEFORE-IT-WAS-COOL hipster, but:
why r ppl just 🗓️ NOW being mad at companies 4 difference in treatment of paying-customers vs. PR packages
i was angrying influencer-marketing since 2017 when planner company treated my PAYING ass like garbage
are we REALLY surprised in 2025? #fauxtrage
the most appropriate response to a culture where people are “mad” for the sake of being mad, but are uninterested in any real solutions that would end said “anger” is:
rage-bait performance art pieces designed to elicit even more #fauxtrage
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