Am I uploading quotes from my femdom romance books on Pinterest and tagging it as "relationship goals"?
Yes, yes, I am.
*no regrets ๐คญ
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That special author anxiety when someone asks what you write and you have to decide if they can handle the truth or if you should just say "contemporary romance" and pray they don't ask follow-ups. #WritingLife #femdomauthor #kinkauthor
Things that sound different in dark romance:
โข Good boy
โข On your knees
โข Make me
โข Yes, Ma'am
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Scene status:
Plot advancement: 0%
Sexual tension: 437%
Unexpected feelings:
Too many Knees: Weak
#femdomauthor #booksky #WIP
In this book world, we believe:
โข Consent is sexy
โข Power is a gift
โข Dons look best on their knees
โข Everyone needs a safe word
#spicyauthor #booksky #femdomauthor
My characters: *having intense emotional scene
Me: But what if they were also tied up?
Characters: Again?
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Romance writers really out here crafting complex consent discussions disguised as negotiation scenes.
And by "romance writers" I mean me. Guilty as charged. ๐ซฃ
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When you're trying to write a serious scene, but your brain keeps adding 'yes, mommy' to every other sentence.๐คญ
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My FMC was supposed to be cold and ruthless, but now she's giving her pet Don head pats and praise. F*ck it, that's just who she is now.
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That moment when you realize your 'simple sapphic mafia romance' has turned into a 90k word exploration of power, trust, and who looks prettier in rope.
Now to edit this beast of a #WIP (eek!)
#authorstruggles #booksky #femdomauthor
The FBI agent watching my Google searches is either concerned or invested in the plot.
How's *your* search history looking these days?
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Some characters want a sugar daddy.
My FMC just wants a villain who says 'yes, Queen' and means it
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Me: This book needs more plot
My brain at 3AM: But what if the Don has a praise kink?
Me: Acting all surprised like my Dons don't ALWAYS have a praise kink. ๐คญ
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That moment when a reader DMs you: "I've never told ANYONE I'm into this, but your books make me feel seen."
This.
This is why I write. ๐
#booksky #femdomauthor
To the reader who messaged me saying my books helped her ask for what she wants in the bedroom: You're my hero and the reason I keep writing. Go get yours, Queen! ๐
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My story belongs to every quiet girl who turned her ache into an altar.
Mistress Malisandreโs Erotic Psalms is coming.
#EroticPsalms #FemdomAuthor #PoeticDomme #DarkMuse #PainTurnedPoetry #MistressMemoir #DommeWithAStory #WrittenInPower
This or That (hard mode):
Do you like books where *he* begs or where he commands?
As you can tell, I like 'em on their knees. ๐คญ
#booksky #femdomauthor
If my FBI agent isn't taking notes on these power dynamics, are they even trying?
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Useless writing tip:
Your mafia Don MMC can destroy empires AND beg prettily on his knees for a *release*
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When you get an email about "Edge Training" and you forget for a second that it's not your author inbox.
Why read an email about leadership advantages when it could be about edging subs?
*deletes boring email about the wrong "edge"*
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Plot outline: Epic mafia show down
What I actually wrote: 2,000 words about how pretty his tattoos look in rope marks
#authorstruggles #mafiaromance #femdomauthor
Fun fact: You can be both menacing AND submissive ๐คญ
Just ask any of the MMCs in my mafia romance books...
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My mafia romance MMCs be like:
Chapter 1: I'll kill anyone who touches me
Chapter 20: Please touch me, Queen
#femdomauthor #booksky #powerexchange
Genre expectations: Alpha males only submit to fate
My books: Alpha males submit because they want to
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When you write femdom mafia romance:
Your Don can kill 12 men before breakfast, but he still needs permission to come ๐ฆ
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Scene checklist:
โ Threats of violence
โ Sexual tension
โ Someone gets called a good boy
Yup, sounds about right.
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When your book needs content warnings for both violence and excessive praise...
#booksky #femdomauthor #goodboyromance
๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ธ(๐ถ๐๐ต) ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ฒ:
1 cup danger
2 cups power exchange
3 tbsp praise kinks
Unlimited consent
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Publishing: Give us something unique
Me: *๐ธ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ๐ด ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ง๐ช๐ข ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ
Publishing: No not like that
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All I'm saying is maybe some Dons need someone to pull their hair and tell them they're pretty ๐
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