Rom and Quark are standing side by side looking a bit smug. The caption reads, "Yo moogie's so dumb she thinks compound interest means taking multiple lovers."
Actual photo of the current administration looking at what they've done to American democracy Image: Screenshot from the Deep Space Nine episode "The Magnificent Ferengi" showing Quark, Nog, Rom, and their accomplices as they look down at the dead Vorta Keevan on a table.
We're blessed with another Purrengi Friday the 13th ππββ¬ππ½
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Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (there is a sloppy, handwritten asterisk after this, and below is written *Revised by Grand Nagus Rom) Rule #211: Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them. (the words "step on them" are crossed out in red and the same sloppy handwriting has added below, "treat them equitably and respectfully") In the bottom left corner is an illustration of Rom holding the staff of the Grand Nagus in one hand, and holding up a bottle in the other.
Sometimes governing documents need to be amended.
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Nog: It's EASY, Zoot! Just measure the flow of Rubin particles until the gluon frequency reaches .31.
Zoot: Huh?!
N: <repeats, points to instruments>
Z: Ehh...
N: Chief, I'd rather teach a bag of self-sealing stembolts...
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#TheMuppets #ElectricMayhem
In a scene from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Cadet Nog is seen doing some engineering work aboard the Defiant. He is standing at a table holding his hands out in a gesture suggesting he's explaining something. He's facing the eternally clueless Zoot (of the Electric Mayhem) who is just looking back at Nog with a blank, slack-jawed expression. In front of them is a table on which is a PADD and several engineering tools.
Day 143 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot
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There you go! Finding common ground among two cultures is the first step to -
<Grand Nagus Zek voice> fleece'em for everything they've got! Heeheeheehee...
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Top panel: Aboard the Enterprise NX-01, a movie plays on the screen inside an empty mess hall. On screen is Michael Douglas in a scene from the 1987 movie Wall Street. He is saying, "Greed is good." Bottom panel: Sitting at one of the tables in the mess hall with a bowl of popcorn are Ferengi marauders Krem, Grish, and Ulis. The caption reads, "I found this piece of media in their databanks. I think we've misjudged these... hew-mons. They're kindred spirits!"
Now it's time for another Enterprise movie night with...Ulis, Krem, and Grish?
Now Showing: Wall Street (1987)
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One of Keiko's favorite pastimes on Deep Space Nine was to invite Quark over and watch Miles give him oo-mox. Image: Screenshot from the DS9 episode "Fascination" depicting O'Brien in civilian clothing grabbing Quark by the ears as he hovers over Keiko who has a surprised look on her face.
A photo of Grand Nagus Zek holding his staff. The caption reads: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never try to get the Romulans involved in an inter-quadrant war," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Ferengi when profit is on the line!"
When you don't study up on your Rules of Acquisition.
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May your friday be lucky..or full of sh*t π #ferengifriday #fridaythe13th #ferengi #blackcat #instastories
Quark, Rom, and Pel all sit around a tongo wheel looking at the camera. The caption reads, "Luck? There's no such thing. The concept was invented by Gint to con superstitious people out of their latinum."
Happy #FerengiFriday the 13th to all who celebrate!
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A photo of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition troupe, but their heads have been replaced by Brunt (center) and two Ferengi henchmen. The caption reads, "Nobody expects the F.C.A.!!!"
I know it's #FerengiFriday, but I wasn't expecting a sort of F.C.A....
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#Ferengifriday, Imbolc edition!π¦π±
Which was 1 - 2 feb, celebrating the returning of the light and nature's awakening β¨οΈand i'll be here embracing the rays with unhinged Toggie bat art ^^
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First real project of 2026ππ» we're finally taking off
"I don't need your lip, Quark" <pauses><licks lips> "Two extra strips of latinum to quit the snark?"
"I can do that."
"And add another three-breasted Captain Sonya Gomez to the program!"
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Quark from Deep Space Nine is smiling and holding a hand up to his left cheek. The caption reads, "You keep complaining about how abysmal this holo-program is, and yet you keep coming back for more. You hew-mons are a fickle bunch."
Top left panel: Chief O'Brien is standing in the classroom on Deep Space Nine, filling in for Keiko as teacher. He has a look on his face that suggests his patience is being tested. He's saying, "Nog, if I gave you a bar of latinum and your father gave you a bar of latinum, how many bars of latinum would you have. Top right panel: Nog is sitting at a desk at the front of the class. Jake Sisko can be seen behind him. Nog answers Chief O'Brien, "One bar." Bottom left panel: O'Brien raises a hand chidingly (I don't know if that's a word, but it is now) and says, "You don't know your arithmetic." Bottom right panel: Nog smiles and responds, "You don't know my father."
An angry Quark is standing in a Ferengi house yelling at someone off screen. The caption reads, "Yo moogie is so dumb she thinks interest rates are for measuring sex appeal!"
To be fair, once Sol III (Earth) abolishes currency this will be a thing.
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More Tog slop for this #Ferengifriday π€π»ππ½
Also one of his most mysogenic lines lmao..I'M SORRY XD i still adore this sick little dwarf
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I just want someone who will look at me the same way a Ferengi looks at someone they're playing coy with to gain a profit (Image: Screenshot depicting three Ferengi standing on the bridge of the Enterprise D. The Ferengi standing front and center has an enormous playacting grin on his face)
It's #FerengiFriday or something
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#FerengiFriday βοΈ
Ishka (Moogie) is standing in a heroic pose with one hand raised up. She is superimposed over a purple and black feminism flag with the caption "Jumpstart the Matriarchy!"
It's #FerengiFriday! Maybe it's time to...
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A festive Christmas-style meme with a holly leaf border. There is a picture of Quark in the bottom left corner. He is smiling and holding a bar of gold-pressed latinum. The meme text reads: Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #207: The more wholesome the holiday, the greater the opportunity for profit.
The holiday season is not devoid of #FerengiFriday.
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I'm a dunce and got my days of the week mixed up. This was supposed to be posted yesterday on #FerengiFriday. π«€
Brunt (F.C.A.) is sitting on the throne of the Grand Nagus. The caption reads, "Anything you perceive as bad about this government is due solely to the faults of my crooked predecessor Zek."
Brunt every ten seconds during his brief stint as Acting Grand Nagus.
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Top left panel: Garak is standing in his tailor shop speaking to Quark who has just walked in. Garak says, "What a surprise! And what brings you to my humble shop, Mr. Quark?" Top right panel: Focus is now on Quark who looks up at Garak and says, "I understand you design your own line of pants." Bottom left panel: Garak gives a slightly mischievous grin as he replies, "You understand correctly. In fact, I named the design after Dr. Bashir." Bottom right panel: Close-up on a tag in a pair of jeans that reads "28/6, Pegged Boyfriend"
It can be #Garashir Day and #FerengiFriday.
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A Ferengi waiter is talking to Quark behind the bar. The speech bubble says, "Yo moogie's so dumb she thinks you work in liquidation because you own a bar."
YO MOOGIE FIGHT!
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Kol & Arridor. Ferengi lost in the Delta Quadrant. Living it up!
If ever there was a #FerengiFriday, it's today!
Left panel: Rom and Nog are sitting aboard a Ferengi spacecraft. As they fiddle with the panels in front of them, Nog asks, "Dad, do Ferengi females put on clothes before sex?" Right panel: Rom looks away, a dumbfounded look on his face. All he can say is, "Uh........"
Every parent should be ready to talk to their child about "mergers and acquisitions."
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Grand Nagus Zek and Ishka (Moogie) stand side by side in front of an airlock on DS9. Zek is speaking angrily to someone off-screen. The caption reads, "Stop comparing me with that loathsome hew-mon Trump! I may be a shrewd businessman, but at least I stick to women my own age!"
Even Ferengi have limits.
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