BBC live text of the hilarious Rangers vs. Fenerbachę match at Ibrox: “A change to bring you... or is it? Vaclav Cerny was announced to be coming off - having received an extremely vigorous hamstring massage from the Rangers medics - for Danilo. However, when Cerny realised he was about to be subbed he was furious, and Danilo was told to sit back down. Nothing doing.”

Lol what is sacked Clyde manager Barry Ferguson cooking here?

I’ve heard of a player refusing to come off (or go on!), but never seen a manager brick it when someone doesn’t want to come off and cancel the sub. #FergusonVsMourinho #TheSpecialWan

a man in a jacket is standing on a soccer field and making a funny face . Alt: A rain-sodden Jose Mourinho turns to the camera at Old Trafford and shushes the cameraman.

Mourinho reacts to a Fenerbachę goal on the stroke of half-time, which brings the aggregate score back to 3-2 and reignites the tie at Ibrox. #EuropaLeague #FergusonVsMourinho

“Haw Jose, where’s yer team fae?” #AccidentalFamilyFortunes #TheSpecialWan #FergusonVsMourinho

BBC live text: “Who needs Mourinho? FT: Fenerbache 1-3 Rangers Didn’t ever think I’d be using this picture under this heading…” The picture is gruff & staunch ex-Alloa manager Barry Ferguson standing on the touchline in Istanbul, masterminding a ludicrous 3-1 victory over Jose Mourinho’s Fenerbache. Beside him are part-time Sportsound pundits Billy Dodds and Neil McCann, both pointing in the air like a choreographed Bee Gees dance for some reason.

How on Earth has the fud from “Go Radio” managed this?

Is Mourinho just terrified of all managers called Ferguson? Does he not know Barry’s spent the whole season locked in a studio with Paul Cooney and Mark Guidi trying to perfect the exasperated Glaswegian sigh? #FergusonVsMourinho #TheSpecialWan

Jose Mourinho open to managing Celtic or Rangers Fenerbahce boss Jose Mourinho says

Jose’s been reading my thread. He knows it would be footballing dynamite if he ever came to Glasgow. #FergusonVsMourinho #TheSpecialWan

Jose Mourinho: Fenerbahce coach given four-match ban for comments after Istanbul derby Fenerbahce manager Jose Mourinho is banned for four games and fined £35,194 for comments after Monday's game with Galatasaray.

Not me downloading & translating the entire document from the Turkish Football Federation to try and confirm that he’s definitely not suspended for the Ibrox game (the funniest night in the history of football). #FergusonVsMourinho