#FiveWordStories She screamed and howled, "Nooo!"
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Tweets from years past!
12 years ago I wrote a bunch of 5 word stories
Maybe it was a prompt? There was a hashtag of #FiveWordStories
Anyway I wanted to save some for posterity, so this is a 🧵
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I am doing an anthology.
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Gail Simone, in my dreams #FiveWordStories
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Half a worm stared back #FiveWordStories
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Hercules liked a comfortable skirt #FiveWordStories
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They never saw it coming #FiveWordStories
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Pancakes make everything better. Sir! #FiveWordStories
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Please! don't hurt my children. #FiveWordStories
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"I walked into a door" #FiveWordStories
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Where did he touch you? #FiveWordStories
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She controls her own destiny #FiveWordStories
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Swift kick up the arse #FiveWordStories
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I'm selling my dreams wholesale #FiveWordStories
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Your sperm tastes like honey. #FiveWordStories
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Metal fingers in my body #FiveWordStories
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Why don't you trust me? #FiveWordStories
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Don't cut the blue wire! #FiveWordStories
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The volcano wasn't actually extinct. #FiveWordStories #OkayImDone
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Big Bang reversed, oh no! #FiveWordStories
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#FiveWordStories Got shiny ring, disposed it.
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Disaster extinguished life. Except mine. #FiveWordStories
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Neptune trespassed. Ice worlds scattered. #FiveWordStories
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RT @zachbraff #FiveWordStories Giant boat hits an iceberg.
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