Wait, hold up... JUST THIRTY BUCKS?!
I know I've previously joked about Avatar Legends constantly stealing Marvel Tokon's thunder but they really are locking the fuck in...
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Same, Sonar from Dispatch... Same...
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Not everything can be a PlayChoice-10 as @slopesgameroom.bsky.social and @massreplay.bsky.social team up to talk about game consoles converted into forgotten arcade cabinets that didn't quite become quarter-munchers...
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SmashJT saw Krafton's CEO using ChatGPT as a yes man for self-gratifying legal advice and said "Hold my beer..."
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"The name's Falcon... Captain Falcon... I'm here to talk to you about the Smash Bros. Initiative..."
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If Capcom ever decided to license out their RE Engine, Epic Games and Tim Sweeney would be beyond fucked...
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Tim Sweeney ain't getting the Heavenly Salvation Royale crown...
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I hate how that fucking word has become part of the wider internet lexicon... but @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social's thesis statement is correct...
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Once again... There's no shortage of alternative magic school fiction to enroll your mind in...
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And here I thought Tim Sweeney couldn't sink any lower as a human being than choosing to defend Elon Musk's AI-generated CSAM...
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Sony... Buddy... You do NOT have the back catalog of exclusive and actively nurtured IPs to justify quadruple digits...
Nintendo's already pushing it with the $450-500 price tag on the Switch 2 and they've got bankable franchises for days...
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What better way was there for @wooliewoolz.bsky.social and @patstaresat.bsky.social to kick off this week's Castle Super Beast than calling Tim Sweeney a bitch-ass fraud who's bad at his overpaid job?
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You know how greedy you have to be to make GameStop look benevolent?
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Their Tomodachi Lifeposting is going to be truly heinous, won't it?
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PLEASE tell me we aren't doing the "MatPat vs. Scott Cawthon" discourse again...
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WHAT FIRST PARTY GAMES?!?
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Certified Pink Thing @kinkymation.bsky.social rounds out her character design critique of Tekken 8 with a deep dive into the franchise's daddy issues...
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Sony saw everyone freaking out over Microsoft jacking up Game Pass pricing while adding CoPilot to it and Nintendo crossing their physical/digital rubicon and said "Hold my AI-inflated beer..."
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised, given who they got to voice Mario but man, the Super Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe is shaping up to be quite the oasis for Generic White Actors, huh?
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Once again, this has me looking back on my Christmas splurge on that reduced Mario Kart World Switch 2 bundle at Best Buy like...
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I unironically hope Fox is played by Tom Cruise... and that he went method in the recording booth...
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Our Heavenly Lady of Certified Pink @kinkymation.bsky.social call upon you to repent and justify your woulds...
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Can't wait to play 'em on non-Xbox platforms...
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So the big closer of the #XboxPartnerPreview... was a date listing for an ACTUAL Stranger Than Heaven preview...
Thanks for revalidating my Switch 2 purchase, Microslop...
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That Stranger Than Heaven teaser...
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If the MCU hadn't killed the audience hunger for multiverse stories by now, this certainly will...
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Every game shown at the #XboxPartnerPreview so far has the aire of "Neat, I guess... Won't be playing it on an Xbox though..."
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