Everyone will be protesting the #NoKings parade their own way. I'm doing so by pretending to be Bono. (And no you can't have this minute of your life back).

With no apologies to U2, I give you:

PARADE (In the name of hate) x

#NoKingsDay #FuckTheParade #Flashtracks

Oh if you must encourage me. Jumping jack fash needs to be made! There are more somewhere, see if they pop up on #Flashtracks

#FLASHTRACKS: shit microsongs about shit people that are over in seconds

This one's about DONALD TRUMP

(with apologies to the aptly titled THE PRESIDENTS OF THE USA) x

#FLASHTRACKS: shit microsongs about shit people that are over in seconds

This one's about GAL GADOT

and yes I'm singing it as a woman, and a shit one at that. You have been warned 😜

(with apologies to BLONDIE) x

#FLASHTRACKS: shit microsongs about shit people that are over in seconds

This one's about JEFF BEZOS

(sung to a generic tune by IDLES) x

#FLASHTRACKS: shit microsongs about shit people that are over in seconds

This one's about RUSSELL BRAND

(with apologies to DEPECHE MODE) x