The cover of Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel

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Usha Vance reads a book while standing in a parking lot

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A paperback copy of Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel

JD Vance might become VP in name, but he'll always be couchf*cker at heart.

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The paperback version of Forbidden Loveseat shows Usha Vance transforming Animorphs-style into a couch

Let's have one last laugh before it all goes to hell. Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel is available as an ebook & paperback.

And lemme tell ya: it is a conversation *starter.*

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Forbidden Loveseat, now in paperback!

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Currently #201 in Contemporary Fantasy, #213 in Political Thrillers

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The cover of Forbidden Loveseat shows Usha Vance transforming Animorphs-style into a loveseat

Look, this might be our last presidential inauguration ever, so *please* don't ruin it by making this book trend on Amazon, OK?

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Could ChatGPT have written my words? I dunno. Maybe. But if it had, the words would be meaningless. Readers would gain nothing from them, and the social contract would be broken.

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