"So I will trigger an attack of crabbertunity..." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Let's get an Athletics roll to see how well the zombie toss goes." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Let's all go get some zombie!" #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Withdrawn? Have you stood over [the gods'] corpses and spit on their ruin?"
"Look, I'm just a guy." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Well good news, you've found more poison and more zombies." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"It does raise its hands in anger, perhaps at the death of its clams..."
#DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Also, would you eat bioweapon facility clam?"
"...I would cook it!"
#DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Are there any clams in this suit of armour?"
The GM, who had to step away for a second: "Any WHAT?"
#DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"This door can't stop you because you can't read Elvish." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Yes, those afflicted with Frigid Woe sometimes lose track of their spellcasting."
"Oh, so it's like a UTI." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"The snow donkey! You'll ride the snow donkey."
"The snownkey." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"So we like proper nouns AND definite articles. Got it." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"Ar, the faerie dragon likes ye. I'm a pirate now." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"Okay, so we're a big fan of proper nouns here."
"Yes. Yes we are." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
Rodwin: Unbothered. Trained. Happy. In my lane. Infected. Flourishing.
#DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"I'm surprised the news hasn't spread. We've been gone at least three weeks. I mean... two hours."
It's just been a while since we've managed to get together for a game. #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"The pets would be even better from the inside!" #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"I have this plank, you want me to hit you with it to get you back down?"
"... how good's your aim?" #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"You know what, I'll give you advantage, because *I* don't know what to make of this." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
I have pacified a frog. #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"I'd like to roll for 'um, actually.'" #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
I think we're doing a dwarf toss? #DnD2025 #FrozenSick
"Garbage men work in mysterious ways" Pre #DnD2025 #FrozenSick chat
"Wolves are this party's weakness." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"[on a bad roll] You can reroll with the power of tummy skritches!" #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Something about your voice is putting me off. Maybe it's my imminent death, I'm not sure." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"Go away!"
"No!"
"Yeah!"
"No!"
"Yeah!"
#DnD2024 #FrozenSick
"No, I'm not offering to rob a grave during the funeral."
"To be fair, people are starting to leave now." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick
What sort of tricks are in store for my beta, @pupguillo.bsky.social...
I'll never tell.
Winter is coming.
#FrozenSick
#DnD