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I like to wash some of my clothes by hand. You’re actually supposed to wash some clothes by hand, but people put their trust in their gentle cycle.

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Embarrassing story: Grew up during toxic shock syndrome, so no tampons for me until college. I read the directions on the box. My roomie, in on my upgrade, asks me how the tampons went. I told her, "Hey, once that cardboard tube gets wet, you can barely tell it's in there." 😁🤣😂😗

When you are buying or selling a house, you spend a lot of time with your agent! So to get to know me, here are some FUN Facts! (I can’t wait to get to know you!)

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I am 57 years old and blind as the proverbial bat, but without sonar guidance.

But to this day, if you tell me I can't do something, I will do it first.

I'm not a big fan of the word can't. Don't tell me we can't take our country back. Fuck off with that shit.

#Resist

In an old photo from 1979, a girl sits in the stands wearing a little league baseball uniform as two other girls look on admiringly.

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I was the first girl to play Little League in Alabama.

A photo of Katharine R Lang giving her brother, who took the photo, her "Bless Your Heart" face.

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I once put this photo as my profile picture on FB. My brother, who took the photo, called me immediately. "Please take that photo down," he said. When I asked why, he said, "That's your 'Bless Your Heart' face and it's creeping me out."

LMFAO.

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I abhor NASCAR - graduated from Talladega HS
I'm an atheist - In Alabama.
I'm legally blind - Can see through any BS
Retired Nurse - despise the ACA granting greed dreams to health ins CEOs.
Way left of Bernie - In a red state
Square peg/round hole - kinda my thing.

#GenX - GAFs=0

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I snuggle with my dog while I write about serial killers.

If you were assaulted and raped by a pedophile and had the chance to do anything to them and no one would know....

What would you be capable of doing?

A Sleuth of Sharks is now 2/3 complete.

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I can't harm a fly. Yet, I'm writing a novel about a serial killer. And, I like it.

Yes, it's funny as well as terrifying.

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I'm an independent. That means I don't worship at the same altars as many of you.

I may vote Dem 98% of the time, but the realistic reason is they are the least EVIL.

The people Robin Williams was talking about wearing logos like Nascar drivers weren't all republicans.

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I freak out when I see my books in the real world. When a friend had me sign hers, I think I went into an alternate reality for a second. Is there anybody else weird like me?

A picture of a Father and two children playing with a bowling toy on Christmas morning in 1972.

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I'm as old as dirt.

Christmas "morning" 1972. It's about 4 a.m. Our Pops, bless him, could never wait to show us what "Santa" brought.

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My WIP has a MC who is trying to explain the oxymoron world we have today to a group of future school children.

If you can even imagine doing that? Well, you see there were these entities called corporations who were only real on paper but had more rights than actual humans...

A picture of two Native Americans from the past.

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My Great Grandparents. My last immigrant ancestor arrived in 1774. Long before there was an Ellis Island.

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A diss of Bernie Sanders is an instant Block. Centrist Dems beware.

You are worse than a Magat to me if you do not realize the amazing work he has done pushing this country forward to a more progressive union.

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I can honestly say when reading your complaints about Candace Owens, "I have no idea who that is. Thank heavens. Sounds like an asshole."

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I have not been called Ma'am or Miss over the phone in thirty years (deep voice). The thing is, I kinda like it. They sure do pay more attention to your complaints when they think you have a penis, eh?

Carry on.

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My big dog, Groot loves cats. When I take him on walks in the neighborhood, all the cats follow him, like his entourage. This morning there were 16. I often have to pick up several as they rub their butts to his nose, interrupting his poo poo selection spot.

Wish I was kidding.

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I had cataracts @ 23, which is an odd age for them. As a consequence all my MDs tried to figure out the etiology. One even asked if I'd been struck by lightening. I think the possibility you might get cataracts one day is the last thing I'd worry about if I had been. #BlindAsABat

a man wearing a t-shirt that says ' a.c.a.s. ' on it Alt: a man saying insincerely 'Bless her heart.'

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I'm from Alabama, so to translate:

'Bless Your Heart' is not a well wish. Most Common Translation: Golly, you're the one that lived, huh?

Being called 'A good ole boy' is not a compliment. Basic Translation: Golly, you're the one that lived, huh?

Have fun.

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Even as a leftie with no great love for Biden, I have zero F*cks to give that he pardoned his son.

Hunter harmed mainly himself, and was persecuted by someone who intends to pardon Jan. 6th insurrectionists who harmed many.

Harm prevention is what we do when we can.

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I'm blind as a bat, so If you're a new follower and I haven't followed back yet, hit a like on any drivel of mine you appreciate and it's easier for me to find you in that list. Thanks in advance for your consideration and have fun on #BlueSky. It's a whole new world here.

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As a Jr in HS the mayor of Talladega tried to get me expelled for a funny editorial I wrote about him for the school paper. It was supposed to be for JUST the HS paper. But the local paper printed it and read it during layout and just laughed...then put it on the wire. 1/

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I can't write without wearing a hat. Currently, it's a NY Yankees Boonie hat gifted me by a local college student. No hat? I play with my hair constantly (sometimes cutting it, without even looking, egads!) and I get NOTHING done.

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a picture of Ice Cube in a snoot snarling at the camera with a caption that says, "Me thinking I'm hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this."

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I might be able to keep quiet (maybe) but my face will always have blaring subtitles.

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#Resistance

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My most successful works came directly from recurring dreams that would not subside until I put them to paper. So, apparently, I do my best work while asleep. Therefore, I logically encourage naps.

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A woman sitting at a theatre lighting and a/v control panel.

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I used to do theatre & directed a bit. I once directed my VERY blind & total ham Father. He stole the show and brought down the house with a single line playing an old general. The line: "My dear Sir, I do believe you are sitting in my chair," in full-on Foghorn Leghorn voice.

an old photograph of four smiling high school girls discussing a book.

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I graduated from Talladega HS in Alabama. We didn't have anybody like RickyBobby but Gomer Pyle did graduate from a town 20 miles away, Sylacauga. Our HS was round, built around the basketball arena. I'm holding the book. The girl to my left is @riverwillow.bsky.social. Not MAGA