🛌 Jack fell into a coma.
😴 Woke up in a universal stock market.
🧑‍⚖️ First trade: his own childhood trauma.
Welcome to the Eternal Exchange.
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📈 Earth: Buy low, sell high.
🌌 Cosmos: Cry, reflect, and hope it was worth it.
Jack: “I miss boring spreadsheets.”
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