$25B in #Walmart losses. 50K workers #FIRED.
#Groceries 🆙 30%. Shelves #empty. And you said, “Just wait, he’ll fix everything.” We waited.
I. TOLD. YOU. SO.
This is what happens when you elect a #CULT leader.
#RepublicanCorruption
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#TrumpTariffs #MAGAregret #GOPocalypse
Meteorologists are out here sweating bullets and duct-taping 1980s Doppler models together while Congress argues if hurricanes have pronouns.
You know what’s actually woke?
A fucking weather balloon.
#GOPocalypse #StormsDontCareIfYoureConservative ☁️💀
NARRATOR (slow, ominous close)
And so they ride—
Four not summoned by Heaven,
but risen from our own indifference.
The Four Assholes of the Apocalypse.
Not a Revelation.
Just a warning.
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(First draft)
#FourHorsemen #TrumpWarCouncil #NoToWar #ModernRevelation #GOPocalypse
Imagine being so evil you make Dick Cheney clutch his pearls. That’s not politics, that’s a cursed horror sequel no one asked for, but somehow got a billion-dollar budget
#AmericanHorrorStory
#DickCheneyDidWhat
#Politics
#GOPocalypse
#NoOneAskedForThis
#EvilButMakeItElectable
#CampPain2025
May recap: #Trump thinks he’s the Chosen One, hates his toilet, threatens judges, and flirts with fascism—again.
It’s not a campaign. It’s a prophecy delivered by a man losing to his bathroom fixtures.
#TrumpUnhinged #MayMadness #ToiletProphet #GOPocalypse #2025Circus
#MAGA #U.S #Politics
#PoliticalOmen #GOPocalypse #MAGAgeddon
JD Vance met the Pope.
Then became a trending topic in three dimensions:
Political, Prophetic, and POST-MORTEM!
Yah man!
#JDVanceChronicles
#AfroCaribVybz
#ItalVybz
#EndTimesVibes
#AhSoWiRide
David Brooks finally looked up from his tea and realized the GOP’s a flaming MAGA death cult. Trump’s driving a golden golf cart into Mexico wearing a crown, and Dave’s holding a shredded Constitution like it’s a broken condom.
#GOPocalypse #MAGAverseMadness #BrooksVsMAGA
Hopefully, it's the end of the #GOP on the national stage
#BananaRepublicans #MakeAmericaThinkAgain #DemocracyOverDictatorship #GOPocalypse
#PartyOfPutin #kakistocracy #Republicon #MAGAts
When loyalty to party means ignoring the fire alarm as the house burns down. But hey, at least the drapes match the ashes! #GOPocalypse #RedHatsRedFlags #PartyOverCountry #PoliticalSatire #SnarkAttack #ComplicitMuch #AmericaDeservesBetter
GOP plans indefinite rule and global invasion, starting with Greenland. American civilians alive today have never experienced the wholesale carnage of war raining on their towns & cities, their factories, schools & churches. Naive.
#GOPocalypse
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To everyone who watched the red flags turn into a full-blown GOP parade and said, “Yep, saw that coming”—you are my people.
We tried to warn them. They called it hysteria. Now it’s just history.
#ToldYouSo #GOPocalypse #ThisIsFineNation #DemocracyWatchdogs
“The reported assault happened two days after President Trump, who has vowed to target immigrants with deportation and political action, was inaugurated.” #GOPocalypse
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Do you want to know more?
Turns out the scumfuck ex FBI agent who was the center of blaming Hunter Biden for his horseshit crimes has just pleaded guilty for lying to the FBI & cooking the whole thing up from fucking scatch.
#GOPlies
#GOPocalypse
#The4thReich